AkaiTsume

The Tape
Sasuke, at the dentist, has a bit too much happy gas and ends up phoning Naruto to express his undying love. Now, it's a race to see if he can get to the answering machine tape before Naruto gets home. Futurefic, citrus. Rated NC-17

Anria
[Note: All links lead to stories on Anria's page, Pharmakon. Hit the back button to return here.]

Not Heaven
Gaara and Naruto meet again, and stuff doesn't happen. Citrusy.

Arcina

Once Upon a Midnight Clear
On a mission in a country distinctly colder than Konoha, Naruto gets locked outside. He's not happy. [Note: Link leads to the story on the author's livejournal.]

Ariana Deralte

Better Late
Kakashi wasn't always late to things. Rather, it happened slowly.

Asuka

Teamwork
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], Epilogue
When Sakura finds herself pregnant--and it might be Kyuubi's, even more than Naruto's--the village Is Not Happy. Team Seven rallies. (Note: R for implied sex and Inner Sakura's potty mouth. Also, it's a threesome. I hate threesomes. But this one works, and seems pretty realistic. And the kids have been aged, which is good, because 12-year-olds having sex? *twitch*)

Teamwork 2
[2], [3], [4] WIP
After everything settles down, Team Seven has to figure out how to actually make this work. Easier said than done. [Rated R for making out and Inner Sakura's potty mouth.]

Calendar
[Note: these links take you to entries on fanfiction.net. Hit the back button to return here.]

Echoes
Sakura's first mission, and she regrets having looked forward to it. [R-ish]

On the Edge
Naruto's been in poison ivy, and his teammates have to look after him.

Beachlass

An Unsettled Feeling
Kakashi and Kurenai visit Asuma in the hospital (Slightly AU)

Body Disposal
Naruto and Sasuke have bodies to burn, and then home for ramen.

Henge Series
With a good disguise, anything can happen. (Het, citrus, rated PG-13)
1: Disguise
2: Expectations
3: Perceptions

Hot Soup
Genma and Kakashi eat soup.

Speaking of Prozac
Sasuke is home, and Kakashi is going to help him survive.

Through the Door
Sasuke arrives home after a mission.

Cephied Variable

The Things We Do For Love
A series of 100 word drabbles about people in love in the Naruto world (both citrus and het).

Ceresi

The Morning After
The morning after the war, and everyone has nightmares.

Touch the Parade
When a circus finds a young man with his eyes sewn shut, they take him in, no questions asked. That doesn't much matter, though, because he has no answers.

ChibiRisu-chan

Side Effects
Iruka and Kakashi go undercover as a layabout ('carpenter' required work) and a schoolteacher. A married layabout and schoolteacher. A married, different sex layabout and schoolteacher. Iruka really shouldn't have been so diligent in studying Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu. And they probably shouldn't have had sex, either . . . WIP, mpreg. [Note: link leads to the author's livejournal and 'Side Effects' story index!] [Other note: as a general rule I dislike mpregs, but this one is good. Have I ever steered you wrong?] Citrusy.

CrimsonCourt

Requiem for a Butterfly
Everything begins, moves on, ends, and starts again. Life is a series of vignettes that make up a world. Rated hard R, het, citrus.

Crinklescofftrip

Ignorance is Bliss
He knows his memory used to be better; he knows there are things he forgets. Hard R Citrusy.

Dark Side of the Storm

Eight Gates War can take everything. Rated S for OH MY GOD IT MADE ME CRY.

Fun with Professor Spankums
Icha Icha Paradise has nothing on Iruka. Citrusy.

The Morning After The Night Before
Iruka wakes to a naked ninja, and has to wonder just how drunk he got last night. (Written for me, as I was sick.) Citrusy.

Devo

A Murder of One
Summertime is a time for heat, and laziness, and ghosts. [Rated R/NC-17 for sex]

Backdrifts
Lives change with the seasons. Friends die, lovers leave, people move on; but some things remain constant. Cherish what you've got. You never know when it'll be taken from you. [Rated NC-17]

Drabbles
A drabble is a story written in a hundred words. A double drabble would be two hundred. Here are two drabbles.

I'm Only Happy When It Rains
Iruka offers Kakashi shelter from a storm, and a tradition begins. [Rated R]

Staring at the Sun
Kakashi's not even remotely okay. [Rated NC-17]

DragonBite

Butterfly in Reverse
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [14], [15], [16], [17], [18]
Konoha is going back to war, undermanned or not. Minor sub-plot citrus. WIP

Elizabeth Culmer

Tides
[1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [Epilogue]
Sasuke returns, and the team has to re-build.

The Way of the Apartment Manager
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [14], [15], [16], [17], [epilogue]
When the Hokage asks Yukiko to take the demon fox into her apartment building (and treat him fairly!), she does so--she may only have made genin, but she has honor. When he asks her to take the chuunin exams again to help two genin--Naga and Iruka--well, it's the fox that helps push her forward. ...Sort of.

Felis Deityus

What I Did on my Holidays . . .
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6]
After the Chuunin exams, the Konoha kids are sent on vacation. Sakura's off with her family, Naruto with Jiraiya for ramen, and Sasuke remains to study with Kakashi. But when Kakashi goes off on a mission, Sasuke's left on his own. By the time Kakashi returns, Sasuke's gone. Found later, beaten and bloody, they start learning what happened, and begin trying to put him back together again. R for violence. Verrrry dark. AU as of right after the Chuunin trials. WIP

Gelfling

Attraction
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6] [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13]
Seven years after the Chuunin exams, Naruto has made Jounin . . . but he's still Bastard Naruto, Idiot Naruto, Naruto the Fox Demon to the rest of the village. ...But he can live up to those expectations. [Very dark, citrus in a not-romantic, creepifying sort of way. NC-17.] WIP.

Blunt
There's only one way for Neji to get through to Naruto: be very, very blunt. Citrus.

Choosing Who
Naruto's been caught by the Sound, and he's half expecting torture. But torture doesn't have to be physical. Rated NC-17. Dark.

Liquid Candy
Naruto is caught, and Sasuke can play. Citrus, dark.

My Journey in Hell
Naruto didn't know annoying until he had to follow Sasuke into Hell. Everywhere he turned it was "Kitsune! You owe me money!" and "Nines, I thought we were married? Who is that?" And Sasuke didn't even appreciate it. Bastard. Citrusy subplot at the very end.

Patterns
Many things made up Sasuke, not the least of which was family. Very minor sub-plot citrus at the end.

What a Scene
Sasuke betrayed them all, and it's Kakashi's fault.

You're Not Right
Obito is dead, and Kakashi is having a meltdown. One sided citrus.

Hey-Diddle-Diddle

Beauty
Kakashi is beautiful. [Rated between R and NC-17] Citrusy.

Clear as Day
Iruka can see Kakashi's face, as clear as day.

Come Outside
Kakashi's drunk, and Iruka won't come outside.

Blue-Eyed Demon
Iruka has a blue-eyed demon, but he rather wishes he didn't.

Dear Mr. Write
Kakashi and Iruka's relationship, summed up in notes and letters.

Domesticity
Domesticity is just not for everyone. Definitely not Naruto. Citrusy.

Eleven Kisses
Eleven notable kisses in Kakashi and Iruka's relationship. [Rated S. For OH MY GOD IT MADE ME CRY. That makes sense. You just have to think like me.]

Error
Genma, on a mission with Kakashi and Neji, makes an error in judgement.

Fireflies
Sometimes, Kakashi remembers just how much he loves Iruka. Citrus.

Goodbye Mr. Write
An alternate ending to Dear Mr. Write.

Grab the Sky
Sometimes, Sakumo is afraid his son will just fly away, like his mother before him.

His Own Business... Damn It!
If Iruka wanted a night off, he shoud be able to have one--but Naruto has other ideas. Very, very vague citrus.

Hold My Hand
Everyone dies; some die violently.

Don't Tell
A very creepy little story about child abuse.

The Highschool AU
An AU series about Kakashi and Iruka, meeting in high school. Generally, the series is R.
This and Here and Now
Finally Happy
A Few Unbearable Months
Simple Accident
Maybe
Jumper

The Importance of Being Kakashi
Kakashi's horny. That pretty much sums it up. [Rated R for a lack of sex. It makes sense. Trust me.]

Innocent
It's all ending, and Sakura had never even been kissed.

Iruka's Alone
Iruka never did like being alone.

Iruka's Bathroom
Iruka likes his bathroom, even though every time Kakashi and Naruto leaves, it ends up pink.

Just A Little Crazy
Gai spends time with Kakashi, as Kakashi recouperates from an injury.

Kakashi Loves Iruka
A ficlet on Kakashi, loving Iruka.

Kakashi's Mantras
Sometimes, a mantra is all you have left.

Karaoke Crack
Drunken revelry, and the ninja of Konoha are asking the same question about Sasuke that fanfic authors ask: who does he sleep with?

Loving Myself
Itachi's still his brother.

Needless
Iruka's dead, and Kakashi has to break the news to team seven.

No One Else
Iruka greets Kakashi, back from a mission.

Ouch
iruka's a disaster in the kitchen, much to kakashi's disbelief. Citrusy.

Paper Cranes
[2], [3]
Kakashi keeps Iruka from breaking down. Citrusy. [Warning: unfinished, and the author says it will likely never be finished. But it's not a bad place to stop, and I liked it enough to archive it anyway...] [Rated R.]

Perfect
Everything is perfect, and Iruka's happy.

Playing Dead
Kurenai is dead, and Kakashi is to blame. He helps Asuma in the only way he can. [Dark.] [Rated R for sex] Citrusy.

Poker, or Geniuses
There are some people with whom it's just not a good idea to play poker.

Quiet Voices
Some nights, Iruka can't sleep.

Tea
Rin and Kakashi only meet twice a year, now, and even then they don't say much.

Untitled Drabble
Jounin are odd. Iruka knows this. But Kakashi takes the cake. Citrus.

Useless
Iruka is broken and dying, and Kakashi is useless. [Gore factor alert!]

Weakness
Iruka's weak.

What Is It?
There's a bug, and neither Iruka nor Kakashi is really sure where it came from.

Window
Iruka is fading away, gray like smoke. Citrus.

Wondering
Sasuke no longer wonders, and naruto never learned how. Citrus.

IAmZuul

Blood
Kankuro has a thing for Kakashi. Too bad they're on opposite sides. Oddly slashy.

Sharingan
It might be disturbing to want to get caught by Itachi, but one of these days, Kakashi will win.

Istoria

A Golden Gray Mourning
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7]
When team seven is asked to find a missing girl, Sakura stumbles onto something much more sinister. A serial killer is headed straight for Konoha--and the people she loves.

Birds of a Feather
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7]
An attack at Konoha's heart sends the Leaf ninja searching for answers, chasing a phantom that seems intent on pulling the entire world into darkness. (Sequel to A Golden Gray Mourning)

JBMcDragon All About Sex A very short ficlet wherein Iruka has to wait for Kakashi. There is, sadly, no sex. Getting a Rise One of Kakashi's favorite pasttimes is getting a rise out of Iruka. NC-17, citrus. The Great Bathroom Mirror Escapades Co-authored with Messy Peaches, the Great Bathroom Mirror Escapades started out as a crack-over... er, cross-over between Messy Peaches's Side Effects world, and JB's The Kakashi Mission world, and grew from there. Volume 1: In Which Kakashi is an Ass, and Kakashi Does the Right Thing Volume 2: Introducing Boba Volume 3: In Which Raidou Gets A Talking-To About His Sexuality, and Genma is Quite Put Out [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [Epilogue] Bonus Volume Bow Chicka Bow Wow: Yarr. Kinky. Volume 4: In Which Iruka Gets Jealous, and Pie is Baked. Also, Cherries. Volume 5: In Which No Ibiki, Anywhere, Gets Any Respect Volume 6: OMG! Gettin' Some!, [2], [3], [4], [5], Bonus Post One: Why do you ALWAYS brush your teeth naked?, Bonus Post Two: So I been busy makin' sex. I mean, Special Jounin., Bonus Post Three: You are killing me with the fondue of your untruthfulness! The Kakashi Mission World The Kakashi Mission started out as a semi-humorous, occasionally angsty story about Iruka and Kakashi and getting the two of them together. Then it got bigger, adding a PWP and action/adventure into the repetoire. Rated from PG to NC-17 (with alternate chapters, mostly, for those who'd like to remain below R.) The Kakashi Mission Safely Home Former Lives [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9] The Sixth Dodge [2], [3], [4], [5], [6] When Kakashi takes an unusual interest in Iruka, Iruka figures he just needs to ignore the Jounin long enough and he'll go away. That's the way things work, right? ...Right?

"This is a Jounin? He doesn't seem very reliable . . ." --Sasuke,about Kakashi

Jello Mix

Screencap1
Gai challenges Kakashi with the best challenge yet: A KISS! Image heavy. Not-citrus.

Screencap2
Screencaps that tell a *cough* heartwarming *cough* story where Shikamaru explains to Asuma why he's newly relationship-free. Citrus, image-heavy.

Screencap3
Orochimaru goes looking for a date. Image heavy.

Joosetta

Disgraceful
Naruto has returned from his training with Jiraiya as a big pervert. Sasuke has returned incredibly horny. Sakura has amazing breasts. Humor happens. [Rated R for sex. Threesome. Really funny. :D]

Klayter McCabe

Blood Equals Thicker
Sasuke has terribly important people, but blood is the most important of all. Paint
Sasuke has been with Orochimaru for two years, and he's coming full circle. Rated R for a fade-out m/m minor, not-exactly-citrus sex scene.

Kimi No Vanilla

A Little Family Get-Together
Kakashi hates his birthday, but team seven is determined to celebrate it.

All Those Fucking Happy Endings
Iruka loves Kakashi, but sometimes love isn't enough. Citrus.

Anniversary
Kakashi's anniversaries are becoming ritual, and only Gai is there to help.

The Art of Concealment
Sometimes, just being in the wrong place at the wrong time can cost someone their life.

Duty
When dreams wake Kakashi, he remembers his duties.

Fade Away
Sasuke, now part of Akatsuki, drifts too close to Konoha.

Heart and Eyes and Claws
Pre-Naruto. Kakashi likes being an ANBU just a little too much, and Genma is concerned. Citrusy.

Rain in April
Kakash is a very young Chuunin, and it's up to his sensei to explain the rain.

Still Life in Monochrome
Kakashi can take a lot, but even he has his limits.

To Our Friends Who Have Gone Ahead
When Sakura dies on a mission, Kakashi blames himself and acts accordingly.

Via Inertia
The Fourth watches his student the only way he can. Sort of shounen-ai, citrusy, rated R.

When It Counts
Gai is a rock, even when Kakashi doesn't realize it. Citrusy.

Kissing Chaos

Hyuga Persuasion
Naruto wants to see the Hyuga persuasive techniques. Neji's willing to oblige. Citrus, PG-13.

Lazuli

DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS
Hinata makes Naruto food, but as usual, he doesn't notice.

Maldoror

ANBU
[1]
When Sasuke finally returns to Konoha, he's accepted into the ANBU under certain conditions--with an unsettlingly familiar team. WIP Citrusy later, maybe.

Break in the Routine
[2], [3], [4], Epilogue
Gai challenges Kakashi--again--but this one is slightly different, and Kakashi does his best to flee. Gai wants to know which of them has the most prowess. In bed. [Rated R] Citrusy.

Descent
[2]
Set during the three-year jump. Kakashi takes an ANBU mission; Gai goes to back him up. Vaguely citrusy.

Hunter's Moon
Iruka is waiting for his date--Kakashi--when the Jounin attacks. Now on the run with an assassin on his trail, he has to figure out why he's been targeted. [PG-13] Citrusy.

Hunter's Moon: End Mission
Thoughts from Kakashi. Companion piece to Hunter's Moon (read that FIRST).

Love Songs and Ladies
Team Seven must escort Lady Minako, and she has met her True Love, Naruto.

Long Time Man
A story, each chapter self-contained, slowly working toward pairing Iruka and Kakashi. Eventually will be rated R (or higher). WIP

The Perfect Trap
Kakashi is stuck in a tree, and needs Iruka's help to get out. Citrusy.

A Simple Night Out With the Guys
Kankuro, visiting Konoha with his brother after a mission, suggests he and some of the other Jounin head out for drinks. He gets a bigger shock than could ever have expected.

Matsutake

Broken
Itachi has become an obsession, and nothing is quite right. [NC-17 for masturbation. Warning: dark, deals with not-quite incest. Heed the notes in the story.]

Meleth

Chibi
Five-year-old Umino Iruka has a play-date! And, man, he's really looking forward to meeting That Boy! ...Even though he can't remember That Boy's name.

Friends
Iruka hears about Naruto and Sakura finally stealing Kakashi's bells, and goes to find the other man. Mostly to laugh. Citrus.

Just . . . Stuff
[2], [3], [4], [5]
Iruka and Kakashi are dating, but things aren't all roses. Rated NC-17 (R up until the conclusion). Citrus.

Kakairu n Snow
Iruka can't quite deal with a sulking Kakashi. Vague citrus.

Look! Look!
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10]
When Genma notices Kakashi looking at Iruka in That Way, he and Raido make a deal to help the Jounin. [NC-17] For the R-rated version, see Meleth's ff.net account! WIP

Moisturizing
Even, ahem, important bits need to be moisturized. R for bad language and funny, yet disturbing, imagry. *grins* Citrus.

Nothing But Crack
Iruka has the worst day ever, and kakashi is no help at all. Citrus.

Messy Peaches

The Great Bathroom Mirror Escapades
Co-authored with Messy Peaches, the Great Bathroom Mirror Escapades started out as a crack-over... er, cross-over between Messy Peaches's Side Effects world, and JB's The Kakashi Mission world, and grew from there.
Volume 1: In Which Kakashi is an Ass, and Kakashi Does the Right Thing
Volume 2: Introducing Boba
Volume 3: In Which Raidou Gets A Talking-To About His Sexuality, and Genma is Quite Put Out
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [Epilogue]
Bonus Volume Bow Chicka Bow Wow: Yarr. Kinky.
Volume 4: In Which Iruka Gets Jealous, and Pie is Baked. Also, Cherries.
Volume 5: In Which No Ibiki, Anywhere, Gets Any Respect
Volume 6: OMG! Gettin' Some!, [2], [3], [4], [5], Bonus Post One: Why do you ALWAYS brush your teeth naked?, Bonus Post Two: So I been busy makin' sex. I mean, Special Jounin., Bonus Post Three: You are killing me with the fondue of your untruthfulness!

Side Effects: Heiwa no Jutsu
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7]
When a drunk Iruka flops himself onto Kakashi's shoulder, Kakashi takes him home and puts him to bed. Or that's the idea. When Iruka proves to have other ideas, Kakashi performs heiwa no jutsu, and knocks Iruka out. But heiwa no jutsu has some . . . interesting . . . side effects. Rated NC-17 for lots and LOTS of sex. Lots. Citrus. [Note: Momo is re-editing. I'm going to stop posting until she's done!] WIP

Miriya

hyuga persuasion
Neji and Naruto spend an afternoon in bed. Rated PG-13 for nekkidness, but no sex. Citrusy.

Mistress Quickly

By the Book
Iruka's not thrilled with Kakashi reading porn around his students, but Kakashi's persuasive. Rated NC-17. Citrus.

Sweet
Iruka likes sweets. Citrus, NC-17

Those Who Dare, Teach
Iruka's in the hospital--a giant shuriken through the back will do that--and when Kakashi starts getting questions (he was just supposed to drop off info to Iruka's class, dang it!) he decides a field trip is in order. NC-17 (er, no, not with the students around!). Citrus.

Truancy
One of these days, Kakashi is going to get Iruka fired. Iruka doens't mind. Citrus, NC-17.

Nezuko

First Kisses
A very young Kakashi meets an even younger Iruka on his way back from a mission, and has to decide what to do with him.

Icha Icha Speculation
Genma and Kakashi try to figure out which of the Icha Icha ideas are possible. [References to citrus]

It's Nothing
[1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13]
When Kakashi is injured, only Iruka is around to help. And then things start unfolding . . . WIP. Sub-plot citrus.

Red Maple Leaves
Iruka comes home to a dirty floor, and a Kakashi that seems slightly off. [Reference to citrus]

Shuriken Tag
The Jounin and Chuunin have a day off, and they're using it wisely. Some citrus.

Pirate Burn

Metaphors for a Rainy Day
Kakashi has his rituals, his little games he plays when there's not much else to do. He's not the only one. Vaguely citrusy.

Rayemars

Public Bathing
When Naruto asks Sasuke to join him at the public bath, Sasuke doesn't see anything strange about it--or, rather, ignores the strangeness in his thrill that his fantasy's come to life! Very silly. [Rated NC-17]

Ripple Effect
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [14], [15], [16], [17], [18], [19], [20]
Sasuke returns to Hidden Leaf, and things are . . . painfully realistic. [AU as of the beginning of the three year jump.]

Stray
Kakashi takes in an injured teenager for a night. The teenager keeps reappearing. AU. [R for one-sided, underage sex. Maybe NC-17.]

Sadieko

And Then Sakura Got Married
The title says it all. Sillyfic. Reference to citrus.

Avoiding the Issue
Naruto left his shirt at Sasuke's place. But, dang it, nothing happened. Really. [Citrusy]

Broken
An alternate ending for issues 176-77. Sasuke doesn't get kidnapped and swept away by the Sound ninja. Mild citrus.

Hold Tighter
Itachi has a new little brother, and things will change.

Living with Strangers
Sasuke is pretending like they're not dating, so Naruto's taking things into his own hands. Much to Kakashi's dismay. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue.

Looking at the Sky
Sasuke is in pain, and all Naruto and Sakura can do is be there.

Naruto World Facts of Life
[2], [3], [4], [5]
A series of vingettes taking all the Naruto fic cliches and turning them on their heads. (The first one twitched me, but trust me on this. If it twitches you, keep reading anyway.)

Puberty Sucks
Kakashi has a hard enough time with team seven. Then puberty hits.

Research
Naruto and Sasuke are finally going to Do It. Silly. :D

Running Backwards
Sasuke isn't as stupid as he is in the manga. AU.

Shatter Bone
As a young Chuunin, Kakashi is seperated from his team. [R for violence and molesation. No rape.]

Sanguineus

Lonely Eyes and Hard Goodbyes
Sasuke's been gone a long time, but sometimes Naruto dreams about him. And sometimes he doesn't. Citrus.

Parallels
After team seven and team Gai save Gaara from the Ataksuki, they stay the night in the Kazekage's residence. Naruto, unable to sleep, goes to talk to a sleeping Gaara. Citrus.

The Words that We Give Our Mistakes
When they look at each other, they see their mistakes.