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Chapter Two
Meleth

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Genma smirked slightly to himself as he heard Iruka's voice calling out for Raido. He didn't have to turn to know that Raido was frozen in place next to him. In fact, he could almost hear the 'FUCK' was running through the other jounin's mind. Swinging his head back from his discrete observation of the masked shinobi, Genma saw that Iruka's eyes had narrowed slightly as he waited for the spikey haired jounin to move forward.

'Raido-san?' The young teacher repeated, a tinge of impatience lacing his melodic voice. 'Could I have your report please?' Ohh, a clipped tone. Sexy.

Raido however, remained immobile at Genma's side, clutching his report, incomplete of course, in one hand and his pen in the other. He then made what Genma could only describe as an incoherent gurgle before reluctantly walking forward to where Iruka-sensei was waiting.

'Sumimasen Iruka-sensei, demo....' The jounin began to explain, biting quite enticingly on his lower lip.

Ah sweet naïve Raido, that endearing lip biting move would only work on someone less decent than the chuunin sensei, someone like himself. Genma's smirk grew wider as he watched Raido hesitantly hand over his report to the outstretched hand of the academy sensei who snatched it away tersely. Iruka immediately began flipping through it pausing occasionally to glare darkly at the nervous jounin standing in front of him. Genma couldn't confirm it but he was pretty sure he heard Raido whimper.

While he waited for the inevitable blow up from Iruka, Genma decided to sneak another peek at the other senior jounin at the back of the room who had been so fixated on the young chuunin sensei. Kakashi hadn't moved an inch either, still slouching in his usual nonchalant pose, looking for all the world that he wasn't right at that very moment staring with disconcerting intensity at the dark haired younger man. Not that Genma could blame him of course, Raido was right; an angry Iruka was a flaming HOT Iruka. Especially now when he had that oh-so-proper disapproving teacher look that made Genma just itch to yell out 'Punish me sensei, oh puh-leaazze, punish me!' In fact, he was pretty sure that the flush that was on Raido's cheeks at that very moment was not just from embarrassment at handing in an incomplete report. That slut. But to be honest, Genma was rather surprised that Kakashi went for that. He pictured him more for the Tsunade-type. Heaving bosoms and all that. Hmmm....on that thought, the senbon-chewing jounin lazily made his way over to the Copy Ninja.

Kakashi seeing the other jounin's approach, immediately tilted his head slightly, allowing his hitai-ate to once again conceal his Sharingan eye. It was a movement so slight that Genma would have missed it if he wasn't watching for it. Leaning his shoulder against the wall next to the pale man, Genma murmured quite casually,

'I know what you're doing' Kakashi straightened partially and peered at Genma with his normal eye. Silent.

'I don't blame you. He is quite delectable' drawled Genma. 'Tight little body and all.' The long haired jounin sighed, allowing himself to shudder a little, mischievously peeking sideways at the tall man beside him. He even made his senbon move about suggestively at the corner of his mouth.

'I don't know what you're talking about' muttered the Kakashi, snapping his book shut, clearly intending to make a speedy get away.

'Raido thinks he's yummy, asked if I'd mind a threesome.' continued the long haired man pretending he hadn't heard the pale shinobi speak. THAT got a reaction. He heard a growl and before he knew what had happened Genma found his senbon pressed hard into his lower back, just at the crack of his ass.

'Try it. I'll shove this in lower, much lower next time' the Copy nin snarled hotly into his ear, pressing the sharp needle in even deeper to emphasize his point. Genma was pretty sure if his uniform pants hadn't been made of such durable and thick material Kakashi would have drawn blood. However, the dark haired man had been a shinobi for a long, long time and knew better than to show how fucking shocked he was.

'Jealous?' he breathed, raising his right eyebrow, smirking slightly. 'Scared we'll beat you to that pert little butt?'

'Fuck you.'

'Would you?' retorted Genma, enjoying himself immensely. My oh my, if he didn't know any better he would think that Kakashi was in love. Possessive was a good look on the fair haired man. His usual apathetic facade was replaced by one of unwavering intensity. It was very, VERY appealing. Genma didn't have to fake a shudder this time. Even the mask looked sexy. He was going to push his luck a little further by asking Kakashi if he wanted to make it a foursome but Raido rushed over breathlessly and all but dragged him away, muttering darkly to himself about uppity chuunins and also rather irrelevantly about wet pouting lips. Genma barely had time to mock salute the fuming silver haired jounin and mouth 'We'll talk more later.' before he was shoved out of the mission room by his distraught lover. He did however manage to catch one last look at Iruka. There were bits of shredded paper lying on the floor in front of the mission desk and the chuunin teacher was dusting his hands off in a highly self-satisfied manner.

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'You did WHAT?' Raido yelled straight into his companion's face as they sat side by side in a ramen stall having lunch. 'Are you fucking INSANE? Kakashi is going to KILL you. Not only will he kill you, he will kill you DEAD.'

'Shush, what's wrong with you? Do you want the whole world to know?' muttered Gemna looking around him.

Raido ignored the other jounin and continued,

'Fuck. He's going to get me too.'

'Relax...'

'You fucking relax. You know what he's like, look at Gai! Look what dealing with that insane porn reader has done to Gai! He used to wear normal clothes. Cotton, rayon, even polyester blend. Now all he wears is spandex! And it's green!' Raido moaned as he clutched at his head. 'I hate green. God. First Iruka now...'

'You're right. Iruka is pretty hot' interrupted Genma.

'Didn't I tell you?' answered the scarred jounin immediately, distracted by thoughts of the chuunin. 'Did you see his look...'

'The sexy teacher one...'

'Yeah, made me want to yell 'Punish me sensei...'

'Oh puh-leaazze, punish me!' finished Gemna smiling. 'Yeah. Me too'

Both men grinned at each other, harmony restored. This was male bonding at its best.

'Anyway' continued Genma, 'I've decided that Kakashi and Iruka would make a great match.'

'Really?' replied Raido, 'I would have pictured Kakashi as more the Tsunade type' Raido made a vague heaving movement with his palms cupping the air in front of his chest. 'You think he's really into Iruka?'

'Well, he threatened to stuff my senbon up my ass so I'd say, yeah, he's kinda fond of Umino. Told you didn't I, the big bad Copy nin wants some Umino-type ass.' Gemna snorted, 'Typical.'

'What typical?' questioned the spikey haired man suspiously.

'Us roguish cool type are always attracted to you sweet bon bon types. In fact...Gah.' Genma doubled over suddenly and winced, gasping slightly. He looked down and saw Raido's fist with its sharp, sharp knuckles pressing down on his groin. Hard. God, why was everyone attacking his lower bits today?

'Rai-dooooo. Wha...' he wheezed.

'I'm not SWEET' Raido all but spat the last word.

'Raaaiii-dooooo' his companion gasped again.

'Say I'm not sweet'

'Heelpppp' A strangled cry.

'Take. It. Back' Raido pressed harder with each word.

'You're...' Gasp 'breakin'....' Wheeze 'it....'

Sighing, Raido lifted his fist off Genma's crotch. Better not break anything, he had plans for that bit of Genma later. There were a few minutes of silence as Genma struggled to control his breathing, all the while feeling himself up to make sure that nothing was broken.

'There are no bones in your dick, you prick' muttered Raido watching all the while as Genma gingerly probed his groin area with his index finger and shoot the spikey haired man hurt looks. It was ...kinda cute and sort of sexy. If Genma hadn't called him sweet he might have been inclined to help. The long haired jounin was finally satisfied that all was intact and turned to glare at his friend all the while cupping his groin protectively.

'All I meant was that you and Iruka are the stomach rub-bees'

'What?'

'The rub-bees. As opposed to me and Kakashi who would be the rub-bers'

'You're a condom? What the fuck does that mean?'

'You know, after sex. You make me cuddle and you like getting your stomach rubbed?' Genma lifted his hand off his groin and pantomimed rubbing his stomach in slow circular motions. Then he added, 'I can picture Iruka getting his tummy rubbed by Kakashi as well. Us cool roguish types...'

This time it wasn't so much a dull pressure as it was a sharp piercing pain. Genma shrieked a little, ever present needle falling out of his open, gasping mouth. He then grabbed on to Raido's hand which had dug itself into his crotch.

'Rai...' Gasp. 'doooo...'

'You just called me a woman, bitch'

'Nggghhh...I....did...'nt'

'Apologize.'

Silence. The long haired jounin was nothing if not stubborn, especially when he felt he was right. Just then, Genma gagged slightly as Raido squeezed harder.

'Say it.' Squeeze. 'Say I'm not a bon bon.'

'You're....not...' Gasp. 'not a bon...bon'

'Good boy' The scarred man released his hold, patting the sure-to-be-bruised area affectionately.

'Fucking hell. I should have told Kakashi that you were the one with the hots for Umino' muttered Genma, wincing as he shifted around trying to get the pain to dissipate.

'You could, but you love me too much' Raido grinned at the other man.

'In your dreams'

'Oh you do so much more there' replied the scarred man

'Bastard'

'You bet'

Both men grinned at each other again. Harmony restored. This was how men argued.

There was a brief moment of silence as Raido drank his tea, finally recovering from his run in with the academy teacher. All he had to do was go back and finish the report and submit it again tomorrow. At least Iruka had allowed him that. No, Raido didn't want to think about what had transpired. It was still too fresh. Right at that moment his long haired companion spoke,

'I think we should get them together.'

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