Notes: Thanks to happylittlekiwi for the caramel idea! And as for the people that requested for a foursome...hahaha...well.... *I stick out my tongue*
'You're sure you told him to meet here?' questioned Raido, tapping his foot impatiently as he stood outside the tea house where he and Genma were waiting for Kakashi to arrive. The long-haired jounin on the other hand, was the picture of calm. His eyes were half-lidded as he lazily chewed on his trademark senbon, hands in pocket, slouching against the wall of the shop house.
'Yes' he replied drowsily.
'You did remember to add in a three hour allowance right?' Raido glanced at his watch before holding it out, nudging at his companion, trying to get him to look.
'Yes Raido.' A sigh. Genma didn't so much as move.
'He's late.' Stated the scarred man.
No shit. I didn't think you noticed, what with how patient you've been and all, thought Genma, thought he wisely chose to stay silent. Ah well, might as well take the time to go over the plan.
'You remember the plan?' questioned the senbon-chewing jounin.
'He's sure to reject it outright the minute he thinks we're suggesting either of it. That's the plan. We WANT him to say NO.'
'Yes yes. I remember.' Confirmed the spikey-haired man.
'Ok. As long as we're clear about it. Because if you think I'm gonna let you and him...'
'YES YES!' the other man almost yelled.
'You better mean it you fuck! You were the one that insisted I wear a mask the last time we did it. And that was after he threatened the both of us no less' shot back the long-haired shinobi.
'YES Genma, GEEZ. I know the plan!' snapped Raido impatiently, rolling his eyes. Although, who would have thought a mask against naked skin could feel so....enjoyable.
Genma sighed. You would think Raido would be pleased that Genma was being so...self-sacrificing. His plan proved his love for the scarred man didn't it? And it was an excruciatingly painful decision for the long-haired jounin, especially since it was Umino-I'm-a-hot-little-sensei-watch-me-wriggle-as-I-teach-Iruka he was missing out on.
A few more minutes passed.
'You sure told him it was today?' Raido questioned again, 'Because the last time I let you make the arrangements...'
'Yesssss Raido. For the last fricking time, yes! Shut up already!' Genma rolled his eyes as he snapped his head around to glare at the scarred jounin next to him.
'I was just checking' frowned Raido, 'You don't have to be so nasty about it'. A pout.
'Are you...pouting?' There seemed to be an amused gleam to the other jounin's brown eyes.
'Am not' Pout poutily pout pout.
'You are! You're pouting!' The long-haired jounin made a grab at the other man, wrapping his arms around Raido's waist and tried to pull the resisting man in for a kiss.
'Gah' squirmed Raido, head straining away as he shoved at his fellow jounin, 'Get your hands OFF me you fuck!'
'Aww...come on my little bon-bon...' Genma puckered his lips and made loud smooching sounds around his senbon.
'You're gonna stab my eye out you moron!' yelled Raido this time, shoving even harder at the unrelentingly lecherous man that was molesting him.
Genma grinned as he angled his head away from the protesting Raido. The long-haired jounin then tongued the senbon quickly into place, and with a light chakra-backed push, shot the sharp object out of his mouth where it pierced the ground a short distance away....
Right at the sandaled-foot of a certain silver-haired jounin.
'Was that an invitation for me to make good on my offer?' drawled the unsmiling man as he bent slightly and pulled the senbon out of the ground. Kakashi then looked at it disinterestedly for a moment. Suddenly quicker than either Genma or Raido could react, the pale shinobi moved. The sharp needle whizzed through the air and hit the wall of the tea house, imbedding itself into the surface.
The two entwined men immediately parted with Raido shooting a lethal glare at his companion. Great. That's EXACTLY what they needed. But then Genma never put much stock in pretending to have either pride or dignity, as long as he got what he wanted. And Shiranui Genma was extremely good at getting what he wanted. The flexible bastard.
Genma ignored the venomous look from the man at his side and instead smiled charmingly at the pale jounin in front of them.
'Ah, Kakashi, three hours late as we expected. We're so glad you could make it.'
'What do you want?' Sullen. Oh my. Sexy.
'Why don't we go in and get a...'
'I'd rather not.' Intense as well. Sexxxxy.
'You're not being very cooperative Kakashi-kun' pseudo whined Genma.
'Tell me or I'll shove...' Angry now. Hot AND sexxxxy.
'Yes yes, we understand the sharp painful object in our ass threat. Not very original but I must say, quite effective. Especially the bit where you'd impale us both at the same time'
'Genma' A warning growl. A growling Kakashi was sullen, intense and angry all at once. You get the idea.
'Come on in.'
'We have information about a certain academy sensei you might be interested in.'
'Who gives a fuck?' said the silver-haired man, turning away, clearly intending to abandon his fellow jounin.
'He likes you too.' Raido spoke for the first time since Kakashi appeared.
Kakashi stopped. His back faced the two other men. Still.
'Yep. He told me. But, you know, since you're not...' continued Raido sneaking a sideways glance at Genma from the corner of his eye. The long-haired man was grinning faintly as he discretely winked at his lover.
The silver-haired jounin pushed his way between the two other men, shoving both of them backwards slightly as he all but stomped into the tea house.
Genma smirked, pulling a new senbon out of his pocket and sticking it happily into his mouth as he whispered to himself,
'After you then.'
'He thought I was asking him if he was hot?' muttered Kakashi, quite incredulous.
The three shinobi were sitting together at a rectangular table in the tea house, piping hot cups of tea in front of them. And a plate of chocolate mochi. Genma insisted. He and Raido wisely decided to present a united front and were seated opposite the lone silver-haired jounin. Plus, if they were seated AND separated by a table, the probability of having anything shoved up their asses was significantly reduced. Although in truth, Raido thought that Kakashi would probably be able to pull it of regardless.
'Yeah, Iruka's not very bright that way.' replied Raido.
'No wonder...' continued the other jounin, still muttering to himself.
'No wonder what?' questioned Genma
'I thought his reply was a little odd. Makes a little more sense now.'
'What he'd say?' Raido was curious. Iruka never did get around to telling the scarred man his reply to Kakashi's supposed question.
Kakashi froze as he felt something soft and warm gently but quickly flick against his finger. GOD! Did Iruka just? The chuunin in question had suddenly jerked away and was now sitting wide-eyed and flushed on the chair behind the mission desk separating him from the jounin. Iruka looked shell-shocked and was holding his fingers up to his wetly parted lips. Oh my. Sexy.
Kakashi almost couldn't stop himself from moaning out loud. Iruka who...Iruka who had been the object of his lustful left-handed fantasies for the past month had just...his warm, soft, PINK little tongue had just...The silvered haired jounin swelled painfully to rock-hard proportions. Still, even though it hurt to move, he had to do it. Kakashi bent gingerly till he was at the chuunin's level and murmured through his mask,
'You're hot.' And infinitely fuckable, but I'll tell you that when I've got you pinned under me, writhing wet and slick screaming for me to go harder and faster as I screw you till the bed breaks. God, I'm going to make you lick me all over you cute adorable little slut. I always knew you had it in you. Kakashi grinned then winced again as he shifted painfully.
Iruka didn't seem to hear him though, the chuunin seem totally out of it.
'Iru?kaaaa' whispered the jounin straight into the other shinobi's ear. Hmmm...tasty looking ear thought the silver-haired jounin biting his tongue contemplatively...But before he could get in a quick swipe...
There was a flurry of activity from the young sensei as he hastily stood up and grabbed the jounin's mission report off the table. He then energetically and repeatedly wiped at the brow of his still pink face with the sleeve of his uniform.
'Yes! Yes! I know! You're right! I'm VERY hot! I...I had ...a private lesson with Konohamaru just now.' The chuunin sensei was now using Kakashi's mission report to fan his flushed face. He continued, speaking rapidly, flustered.
'But...But I think I'm...I'm less hot today because he only chased me around for the last 20 minutes. Usually that boy starts his nonsense right from the beginning of the lesson.'
'I was...I was more than a little disturbed actually.' finished Kakashi in front of his enraptured audience. 'I knew he was close to his students but that was just...' the pale jounin let his sentence hang in the air, not quite knowing how to complete it.
Raido just blinked. They were dealing with a couple of morons. Surely two morons of Iruka and Kakashi's stature deserved each other.
'So you didn't get a taste?' asked Genma, clearly dissatisfied. Raido realized that his partner probably hadn't heard a single word Kakashi had said after the pale man told them about his foiled attempt at the ear lick.
'Nah, he shot out of that seat so fast he almost smashed into my face' replied Kakashi, also clearly dissatisfied.
'He said you tasted like vanilla.' quipped Raido, for a moment forgetting...oh crap, he heard.
Genma sat up straighter, his brown eyes shooting open interestedly. Then just as swiftly, his eyes narrowed and he turned to look at the man next to him.
'You didn't tell me that.' A brown brow rose.
'Erm...no' said the scarred man, all of a sudden mighty interested in his fingernails.
'You little bitch.' hissed the senbon-sucking jounin softly to his lover.
'Caramel' broke in the pale jounin.
'What?' replied the two special jounin, simultaneously turning to look at the man across from them. Raido breathed out a soft sigh of relief. Disaster diverted for the moment. There'll be hell to pay later though. Lucky him. He stifled a delighted smile.
'Iruka...caramel...' reverently. The single-eyed jounin closed his single eye, sighing, his left hand starting to twitch sightly.
A moment of silence as all three men pondered deeply upon that brilliant conclusion.
'Oh yeah...I don't really go for sweets but...oh yeah.' Raido was the first to come out of his reverie.
'Hot, smooth, sweet caramel...' added Genma, licking his lips, senbon, both literal and erm...figurative, twitching in time with Kakashi's left hand.
'MINE.' The pale hand in question shot out to grab on threateningly to the literal senbon, table unfortunately preventing him from reaching the figurative.
'I told you, touch him and the both of you are...' continued the silver-haired jounin.
'Even you wouldn't be able to take the two of us without doing serious damage to yourself' retorted Genma, pushing the pale hand away from his senbon. For some reason, he felt the need to cross his legs as well.
'Gai would help. He doesn't like you much' Kakashi replied, gesturing at Raido, 'Said you looked at his clothes funny last week'
'It's just so...green and...stretchy' said the other man in his own defense, scar twitching. There was quite a bit of twitching going on in the tea house that day.
'Anyway, you're going to need our help...' continued the scarred man.
'I could care less about your...' snarled the pale jounin.
'Iruka knows that I know. He OWES me for not telling you.' Said Raido. Point.
'And YOU owe US for not telling him what a dirty little Sharingan-user you've been.' added Gemna, smirking once again.
'Why should I trust you?' No one ever disputed Kakashi's reputation as a genius.
'You can't. But you don't really have a choice here do you?' replied the special jounin, talking around his senbon. 'Anyway, it's simple. We'll help you, or at least not get in your way and in return...'
'And in return?' The genius was right to be suspicious.
'And in return, what we'd like is to propose a little fou...' started Genma.
'No fucking foursomes.' Literally, there would be none as well. A flat refusal.
Silence. The two special jounin looked at each other. Hatake Kakashi might be brilliant but he was also predictable when it came to Iruka-sensei.
'But four can be so much fun.' Pleaded Raido, for all appearances sorely disappointed. He then added as earnestly as someone like Raido possibly could, 'Plus Genma will let you do that Sharingan-copy thing when he DOES stuff.'
'No.' Again an uncompromisingly blunt rejection. Kakashi scoffed at the idea that he had anything to learn from the senbon-sucking jounin. Rumors were most of the time pure fabrication. Genma didn't look THAT flexible, and his middle finger certainly didn't look THAT strong. His tongue however....hmmm.
Time to move on to the next stage. Genma cleared his throat before saying,
'Ok. No foursomes. How about a sw...'
'No swapping.' interrupted Kakashi, growling almost. 'Iruka is mine and mine alone.' Oh yes, possessiveness was DEFINITELY a good look for the pale jounin. Sexy.
Again silence. Raido shifted in his seat which only earned him a swift kick from Genma under the table. Wait for it....wait for it...
The silver-haired jounin then leaned forward,
'However...' softer this time.
Both jounin opposite him leaned in closer in anticipation. They could almost taste the success of their little ploy,
'However?' breathed Genma, waiting.
'I'll let you guys...' Kakashi let his voice trail off.
'Let us what?' Raido this time, impatient as usual.
'Watch.' completed the pale man.
'Watch?' asked Genma as he tilted his head slightly, widening his brown eyes and feigning puzzlement.
'Watch.' reiterated the silver-haired jounin, 'As I do him.' A smirk.
'Once.' Kakashi gave Genma a look which clearly conveyed how sickly perverted he thought the other jounin was.
Genma shrugged as he quipped,
'Ah well, it was worth a try.'
The two special jounin sitting side by side looked at each other once again and grinned. Success was theirs and it was sweet. They then turned back to the silver-haired man sitting across from them. Genma reached out his hand to Kakashi,
'You got yourself a deal'.
The two high level shinobi shook on it.
All three men smiled.
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