Perfection. Noun. Somebody or something that reaches the highest attainable standard, or an instance of this. Until now, Uchiha Sasuke had always fit this definition, and no one, not even that great blond idiot who continued to plague his life, could deter him.

Perfect people did not get cavities.

So it was understandable that when Sasuke sat in the dentist's chair, lightning bolts and death rays were shooting from his eyes.

"Now, now, Uchiha-san, there's no need to glare at me like that," the dentist reassured him. "Very few people get through their entire lives without cavities, including ninjas."

Sasuke was surprised that the dentist's mask didn't melt off with the force of his murderous glare. At twenty-five years old, he'd assumed that his teeth, like the rest of him, would stay, well, perfect. Glowering, he watched as the dentist placed some tools on a nearby tray. Dammit all to hell.

Smiling jovially, the dentist glanced at his assistant, then turned back to him. "Now then, would you like Novocain or the gas?"

Sasuke grumpily considered it. "How long will the gas last?"

"Only a few minutes after we finish up."

He frowned. If I get the injection, my mouth will be numb for a good ten to fifteen minutes afterwards. I'll look like an idiot. "I'll take the gas."

Nodding to his assistant, the dentist retrieved a mask and placed it over Sasuke's mouth. He chuckled lightly.

"I hope you don't have any deep, dark secrets you've been hiding. This stuff has a habit of loosening tongues."

What?? Before Sasuke could protest, the gas was turned on, and the world became fuzzy. He began to relax in his seat, a silly smile oddly working its way onto his face.

...Aw, fuck it.

*

"So you know, doc, it's not that I don't like sweets. They're just too damn...sweet!"

"Is that so, Uchiha-san?"

"Yeah...yeah...." He stared at the ceiling as the dentist continued to poke around in his mouth, then chuckled. "You know, it's fun to just say whatever's on the top of my mind. I never doooo that."

"I see. We're almost done, Uchiha-san."

"Taaaake your time, doc." Lifting a hand, Sasuke stared at his palm like it was a new life form he'd just discovered. "Hey, doc, do you know Naruto?"

"Naruto?" The dentist glanced up at that, lifting an eyebrow.

"Yeah, Naruto. Blonde, hyperactive, used to be the shortest guy in Konoha...Naruto!"

The dentist chuckled, returning to his task. "Oh yes, I know him very well. That boy never did take very good care of his teeth. I'm surprised that he got away with as few cavities as he did."

"...I like him." Sasuke grinned, ignoring the suction tube the dentist had stuck in his mouth. "I like him a lot. He's just...the cutest, silliest, most energetic guy I've ever met! And he's gotten damn sexy over the years, if I say so myself."

Happily tripping on the nitrous oxide, Sasuke ignored the shared look and chuckle between the dentist and his assistant. "You know," he continued, "I've had a maaaaajor crush on him for the looooongest time. Not that I'd ever tell him so."

At that, Sasuke frowned. "I wonder why I didn't tell him." He brightened. "I know! I'll give him a call!"

Laughing lightly, the dentist removed the suction tube from Sasuke's mouth. "We're all done, Uchiha-san. The gas should wear off in a few min?"

"No time, doc!" Sasuke jumped to his feet, making a shaky beeline for the reception desk. "I gotta call him!"

Sudden determination swept through the Uchiha's mind as he stumbled up to the front desk, snagged the receptionist's phone, and dialed Naruto's number. He drummed his fingers impatiently on the counter as it rang...and rang...

Perking up, Sasuke straightened when Naruto's answering machine came on. He sighed as Naruto's voice came over the phone line, telling him that he probably wouldn't remember to call him back, but he might as well leave a message anyway.

"Naruto!" He began, smiling sappily. "Naruto, I've waited so long to tell you this, but I can't keep it to myself anymore. I love you, you idiot! I love everything about you, your smile, your laugh, that stupid hair of yours... You have noooo idea how many times I've asked to spar with you just to get my hands on that sexy body of yours." He sighed again, a note of longing in the exhalation. "I think I've wanted to make love with you for...what, three years now? Four? Ten? Can't remember. It doesn't matter to me, just so long as I get a chance to finally, FINALLY be...with...you..."

What...the FUCK...am I DOING???

Slowly, Sasuke pulled the phone away from his ear and stared at it, his brain finally returning from whatever planet that gas had put him on. Swallowing with difficulty, he placed the phone back on its hook. The receptionist gave him an odd look, reaching up to return the phone to its original place on her desk.

"Is there something I can help you with, Uchiha-san?" she asked tentatively. Sasuke ignored her.

I...am royally fucked. Abruptly, his eyes took on a sharp glint. ...Unless I get to that goddamn message!!

Without a word for the rather perplexed receptionist or the still chuckling dentist in the next room, Sasuke strode out of the office as quickly as he could.

*          *          *

Goddamn laughing gas...that stuff should come with a WARNING. He scowled as he crouched atop the building across from Naruto's apartment, scanning the area for any sign of the blonde. When his Sharingan came up empty, he silently leapt onto the outside of the other man's apartment. He cautiously peered into the blonde's bedroom, just in case his eyes had missed something.

Finding no one, he slid the window open and dropped inside.

Figures that the idiot would leave a window unlocked. Sasuke ignored the fact that most people wouldn't attempt breaking and entering in broad daylight. Now, where's the answering machine...?

He started to make his way around the still-mussed bed in the center of the room...but he found himself pausing to look at it. This was the first time Sasuke had ever been in Naruto's bedroom...living room and kitchen, yes, but this was Naruto's haven.

Somehow, the act of violating that haven was...thrilling.

Shaking his head slightly, Sasuke forced himself to look away from the bed. The way it was mussed gave the impression that the blonde had just rolled out of bed, and god only knows what he could have been doing in said bed beforehand?

Sleeping! He was fucking sleeping, so get your mind OUT of the gutter, Uchiha. He scowled again, irritated when he found himself wanting to snag one of those pillows and inhale the blonde's scent. Maybe that damn gas is still affecting my judgment.

Listening carefully for any noise that would betray him, Sasuke carefully padded out of the bedroom and stepped into the short hallway. He started making his way down the hall, keeping his eyes peeled for the phone. It has to be around here somewhere...

"Aaaaah, it's good to finally be home!" Sasuke froze when the blonde's voice sounded from outside his front door, and keys were clumsily forced into the lock. "Stupid baa-chan and her lame-ass missions..."

The Uchiha thought quickly. Knowing Naruto, he'll probably head for the kitchen first. Gritting his teeth, he ducked back into the blonde's bedroom. A second later, the front door audibly swung open, then slammed shut.

"God, I'm tired." Sasuke moved away from the bedroom door as Naruto made his way down the hall. Shit. "I can probably squeeze in a twenty-minute nap before I have to go anywhere..."

Feeling cornered, the Uchiha considered throwing himself out the window...but at this rate, the blonde would spot him before he made it out. If that's the case, where do I hide? He's an idiot, but he'll pick up on a genjutsu if I use it, and if I activate Sharingan in here, he'll know something's up.

With a loud groan, Naruto shoved his door open. "I've never been so happy in my life to see that bed," he lamented. Stretching his arms up over his head, he cast longing eyes upon his bed. After the morning I've had, I think I've earned a little R and R. Whose brilliant idea was it to let all the damn bulls in Konoha loose, anyway? He sighed heavily. And not one wanted to go where I told it to without trying to stick a horn up my ass.

He tugged his shirt off and tossed it on the floor. Ah, well, at least I don't have any more commitments until... Wait a second. Frowning, he froze and sniffed at the air. Training in how to use Kyuubi's power over the years had given him a more advanced sense of smell...and something in this room was definitely off. What was it? He looked around warily. Is someone in here?

Mentally cringing at the indignity, the brunette clenched his fists as he watched the blonde from under the bed. He held his breath when the blonde abruptly stilled, glancing slowly around the room. He could hear the blonde sniff lightly at the air, and though he couldn't see it, he could picture the frown on Naruto's tanned face.

He won't figure out that I'm here. He won't. Keeping absolutely still, Sasuke let his eyes follow the blonde's feet as Naruto silently walked over to his window and slid it shut. The blonde then paused. A single bead of sweat ran down the side of Sasuke's face.

"Gaaaah!" With a sudden exclamation, Naruto dove on top of the bed, nearly startling the Uchiha out of his wits. Naruto rustled the sheets a bit more and stilled, his feet dangling off one side of the bed and his fingers peeking down on the other. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

It figures. He can't even get into BED like a normal human being. Hesitating, Sasuke wondered if he could still climb out from underneath the bed without waking the blonde. If this had occurred when they were still teenagers, he would have climbed out the moment Naruto's head had hit the bed, but the idiot blonde had managed to grasp the concept of "catnaps" when they turned twenty. Now, it was anyone's guess as to how alert the man was when "asleep."

After a few minutes of lying face down on his bed, Naruto felt his breathing even out and his limbs grow heavy. He smirked gently, allowing his brain to become fuzzy. Ah, well. If anyone's in here, he'll wake me up. He stifled a yawn, burrowing his face in his rumpled covers. 'N besides, I'm too tired to bother flushing him out.

Holding his breath, Sasuke finally tried to slip out from underneath the blonde's bed after about ten minutes of hiding. The light snores above him encouraged him, masking the slight sounds the carpet made as he moved. The Uchiha climbed to his feet, watching the limp form on the bed.

Good, I think he's actually asleep. He let his eyes roam over the blonde's long body for a moment, silently appreciating the long, toned legs and arms and the muscles clearly shown in his sleeping back. For a moment, he considered leaving and letting the blonde find the message. After all, the confession, even though it was only done when drugged out of his mind...was still more or less how Sasuke felt about the man. Could it really be that bad if he let the blonde find out?

Frowning, he tore his eyes off the blonde and quietly made for the door. Stop being ridiculous. If he found out, you'd never live it down. He scowled. Now to find that damn tape...

Once he made it down the hall, the brunette let some of the tension out of his shoulders. Keeping one eye on the blonde's bedroom door, he scanned the area for the phone. Not in the hall, not in the kitchen... He scowled, heading for the living room. In here?

On a small table by the front door, a small machine with a blinking red light drew his attention. Sasuke smirked. Bingo. He took a few hurried steps towards it, lifting an eyebrow as he realized that there was no tape to eject. So it's automated. If I can just delete that damn message, I can forget any of this ever hap--

"Sasuke?? What the hell are you doing here?" Startled, Naruto rubbed his eyes. He'd waited a few seconds after hearing someone depart his room--Sasuke hid under his bed?? Naruto wasn't quite sure he'd be able to cope with that one for a while--before following. What on earth would Sasuke be after in his apartment??

The Uchiha in question froze, staring at the blonde with his equivalent of a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression. His jaw tensed.

"How did you get out here without my noticing?" he chose to ask, avoiding the blonde's question. Naruto's eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

"...You know I can sneak around if I really want to. How else would I get away with all those pranks?" He stared at the man in front of him, lifting a hand to scratch the back of his head. "Why are you creeping around in my apartment?"

Damn. How am I supposed to explain this? Glowering, Sasuke folded his arms over his chest.

"What kind of idiot lets someone just break into his apartment in broad daylight?" he demanded. "I knew you were careless, Naruto, but this?"

The blonde arched an eyebrow, an incredulous expression on his face. "You mean to tell me that you broke in here...to test me??" He chuckled lightly. "And you expect me to buy that?"

When Sasuke simply gave him a dark look, Naruto shook his head. "Whatever, man. I'm beginning to think I don't want to know, anyway." Abruptly, he spied the blinking light on his answering machine. "Huh. I got a message?" He walked towards the small table, perplexed. "I wonder who could've left it..."

Sasuke's eyes went wide. Shit, shit, SHIT! Unable to think of anything else to do, he reached out, snagged the blonde's arm, and threw him to the ground. Grunting as he hit the ground, Naruto scowled up at him.

"What the fuck, Sasuke?!" Immediately angry, he kicked his legs out and knocked the Uchiha to the ground. Sitting up in time with the other man, he fisted his hand in Sasuke's shirt. "What the hell was that for??"

Instead of replying, Sasuke planted a fist in Naruto's face. If I knock him out, I can erase the damn message before he wakes up. He followed the fist with his right elbow, knocking the blonde back to the floor. Damn him for making me even think that I had feelings for him. Damn him! I'm an Uchiha! These things aren't supposed to HAPPEN to me!

Scowling, he launched a furious attack on the blonde. Damn him to hell!!

What the fuck is his problem?? Pissed off and confused, Naruto gave back as good as he got. The two men rolled on his floor, some punches and kicks awkwardly blocked while others connected with muffled cracks and thuds. Feeling his eyes slit, Naruto gave in to the temptation to bite the other man on the shoulder. Hard.

Sasuke froze, his brain derailing at the feel of the blonde's teeth sinking into his shoulder. At least half a dozen inspired images floated past his eyes, and even shaking his head violently failed to remove some of them. Fighting with embarrassment at his own lack of control, Sasuke flung the blonde off him.

"What the hell!" he exploded. "What kind of Jounin BITES his fucking opponent??"

"Got your attention, didn't it??" Scowling, Naruto got to his feet and glared down at the Uchiha. "What the hell is your problem??"

Sasuke leapt to his feet, intent on making a comeback, but before he could, Naruto spun on his heel and slammed the playback button on his answering machine. Something akin to panic shot through him.

"What are you doing?" he demanded, rushing forward to hit the "delete message" button as the calm automated voice announced that there was one new message. Naruto caught his hand en route and turned to him, scowling at the Uchiha.

"Why are you after my fucking answering machine, Sasuke?" Naruto growled back. The two engaged in a minor wrestling match as Sasuke fought to get past him and shut the damn thing off. "Will you tell me, already? What body snatcher got ahold of you today?"

Sasuke opened his mouth to reply, but both men froze as the Uchiha's voice suddenly filtered into the room.

"Naruto! Naruto, I've waited so long to tell you--"

THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! Desperate, Sasuke tried to fling Naruto away, but the blonde remained uncooperative. Using the momentum Sasuke gave him, Naruto tugged them both to the ground and pinned Sasuke to the floor. The blonde opened his mouth to say something, but he clicked it shut at the message's next words.

"I love you, you idiot!"

...And with those few words, Sasuke's life was over.

Silence reigned in the apartment as the message continued. "I love everything about you, your smile, your laugh, that stupid hair of yours... You have noooo idea how many times I've asked to spar with you just to get my hands on that sexy body of yours."

At that, Naruto's eyes widened. He glanced down at his hold on the Uchiha, then back at the other man's face, his own unreadable. A faint blush was crossing his cheeks.

"I think I've wanted to make love with you for...what, three years now?" Sasuke's own face was turning red. "Four?" Redder. "Ten?" Beet red. "Can't remember. It doesn't matter to me, just so long as I get a chance to finally, FINALLY be...with...you..."

The two men stared at each other as silence came across the line.

"End of message."

In all of his life, never had Sasuke prayed harder for the world to swallow him up. When it failed to humor him, he forced a scowl onto his face.

"Get. Off. Me."

Blue eyes blinked slowly down at him, obviously trying to process what had just happened. Sasuke nearly growled at him.

"What part of 'get off' don't you grasp??" When Naruto still refused to release him, he tugged at his wrists. The blonde's grip was slack, so the movement actually allowed him to pull his wrist free. He immediately used it to shove the blonde off him, rising to his feet.

Naruto simply watched him from his spot on the floor as the Uchiha stormed forward. The moment the other man put his hand on the doorknob, Naruto flinched.

*

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!

Sasuke had just managed to pull the door open when it was abruptly slammed shut. Scowling, he started to glare over his shoulder at the uncooperative blonde. Just let me OUT of here, you bleeding imbecile!!

His thoughts cut off as Naruto placed a hand on his shoulder, spun him around, and slammed him back against the door. Blinking, he took in the vicious scowl on Naruto's face. Oh...fuck. His heart squeezing, he gave an identical scowl back to him. So this is his response. Well...screw him!!

"Sasuke, you bastard! What the hell do you think you're doing?" Fury leapt in the blonde's eyes as he fisted his hands in Sasuke's shirt and pressed him harder against the door. "You leave a message like that on my answering machine?"

"I was drugged, alright?!" Sasuke finally shouted, his face red from embarrassment, anger, or shame...he wasn't quite sure which. "I didn't know what that hell I was saying!"

"--And expect to just walk out of here without saying anything??" Bringing his face close to the Uchiha's, he nearly snarled at the other man. "You insensitive asshole!"

...Wait. So he's upset about my leaving...not my confession? Sasuke frowned. "Since when am I required to speak about anything?" He pushed at the other man's chest, trying unsuccessfully to make him back away. Abruptly, anger flared within him and he fisted his own hands in Naruto's shirt.

"Damn you, Uzumaki! Just get off me and leave me alone for once in your fucking life!" His expression darkened when Naruto simply scowled at him. "Did it ever occur to you that I might not want to be here right now?? You fucking mor--"

His words were cut off by a pair of insistent lips closing over his own. Inhaling sharply, Sasuke's eyes flew wide as he stared at the blonde in front of him. He's kissing me? Naruto is kissing me??

...Maybe that gas did more damage than I thought...

Feeling slightly dizzy, the Uchiha watched as Naruto pulled back, an annoyed frown on his tanned face.

"Just shut up already, Sasuke."

With those words, Naruto leaned forward and claimed Sasuke's mouth again.

Sasuke stood stock still against the cool wood of the door, not quite able to process what was happening. After a moment, he returned the pressure on his lips, parting his own to nip lightly at the blonde's. Naruto tilted his head to the side, tracing the line of Sasuke's mouth with his tongue so lightly that Sasuke couldn't be positive that he'd done it at all. Sliding one hand into the blonde's hair, he closed his eyes and tugged on the blonde's bottom lip.

He felt a brief smile flash against his lips before Naruto's tongue slipped into his mouth. Groaning, Sasuke tangled his tongue with the blonde's, his mind reeling at the explosion of taste and texture. He tightened his grip on the blonde's hair, sliding his other arm about Naruto's waist to pull him closer.

Exploring the Uchiha's mouth with long, sweeping motions, Naruto released Sasuke's shirt from his fisted grip and ran his hands curiously down the dark-haired man's chest. He pulled back for a moment, caught the Uchiha's bottom lip between his teeth and sucked it into his mouth, drawing a low moan from the other man before returning to the kiss. His tongue set up a slow, pumping rhythm within the Uchiha's mouth as his hands slowly, slowly caressed Sasuke's ribcage and lower torso.

Oh god... Sasuke fought the urge to squirm as Naruto continued his tortuously slow caresses. Gasping for air, he tightened his grip on the blonde's waist and dragged them flush against each other. He smirked when Naruto let out a low groan against his lips. That'll teach him for being so fucking gentle.

Despite Sasuke's encouragement, Naruto continued his slow thrusting rhythm with his tongue. After a moment, he lowered one of the hands trailing Sasuke's chest to the other man's waist, pulling him forward as he rocked his hips against him. Both men moaned.

Somewhere deep in Sasuke's pleasure-filled mind, something was dying for attention. Eventually, he managed to tear his mouth away from the blonde's. He took a few settling breaths, then swallowed as Naruto bent his head and began attacking the Uchiha's throat.

"Why...are you doing this?" He looked down at the blonde with heavy-lidded eyes.

Naruto hesitated, then lifted his head and stared into Sasuke's eyes. "I've never heard those words before, Sasuke."

The Uchiha's eyebrows furrowed. "What words?"

Snorting, Naruto leaned his forehead against the other man's. "And you call me an idiot." A slight, crooked smile settled on his lips. "No one has ever said that they loved me. Ever."

Placing his hands on either side of Sasuke's face, Naruto placed a gentle kiss on the tip of the other man's nose. "Is that how you really feel, Sasuke?"

Sasuke's heart started pounding in his chest. He wasn't sure how to answer...his pride demanded that he deny everything, but if he did that...he had a feeling that he would lose this chance with Naruto, possibly for good. Frowning, he turned his face away.

"I..." He couldn't look the blonde in the eye, choosing instead to glare at the far wall. "I was drugged when I said that, Naruto."

The blonde was silent for a long moment. "...That doesn't answer my question, Sasuke."

Eyes narrowing, Sasuke finally locked gazes with Naruto. "What the fuck do you want me to say, dobe? Do you want me to spout romantic crap about having had secret feelings for you? I don't do things like that!"

Slowly, Naruto grinned in response. Sasuke shifted uncomfortably. "What? Why are you looking at me like that?"

"I consider that a challenge, Uchiha."

The Uchiha's eyed widened slightly, but before he could protest, Naruto planted a smacking kiss on him. The fox container gave him a feral grin.

"I'll make you admit it, Sasuke."

The brunette blinked, then smirked. "Just try it, dobe."

The two smirked at each other, trading competitive spirits. As one, they both moved back into the kiss...

...And this time, it was anything but gentle.

Teeth clacked as two pairs of lips attacked each other. Their tongues battling for dominance, they stumbled away from Naruto's front door. Grunting as hands roamed furiously over and underneath clothing, the two began staggering clumsily down the hall. Sasuke growled his approval at Naruto's lack of shirt and let his hands roam freely over the blonde's muscled torso. Smirking, he reached up and sharply tweaked an erect nipple.

Hissing, Naruto turned and slammed the Uchiha up against the wall, only about seven steps away from his bedroom door. Gripping the Uchiha's hips, he moved forward and ground against him. He briefly won the battle for dominance as Sasuke groaned, plundering the pale man's mouth with barely contained fury. Their temperatures spiked as Naruto rammed his hips forward, driving the Uchiha into the wall. A picture frame tilted as the force of the blonde's thrusts reverberated through the cool plaster and wood.

Mind reeling with the feel of Naruto's erection madly scraping against his own, Sasuke found himself lifting a leg and hooking it around Naruto's waist, pulling the blonde harder against himself with each thrust. Both gasped into the other's mouth as the friction between them skyrocketed.

Growling, Naruto abruptly pulled out of the kiss and snagged the hem of Sasuke's shirt, roughly yanking over the other man's head.

"Why the fuck are you still wearing this??" His eyes burning, he returned to the kiss with a vengeance, driving Sasuke's head back against the wall. Sasuke's eyes slid shut, and he lowered his hands, slipping them beneath Naruto's pants to clasp his firm ass and drag it viciously against him.

"Why the fuck do you keep talking, Uzumaki?" he eventually replied, his voice rough. Another growl from the blonde rumbled in his ears as Sasuke's neck was savagely attacked, teeth and lips bruising the pale skin. Tipping his head back, Sasuke allowed the punishing attention to continue for a few moments before shoving the blonde away.

Taking advantage of Naruto's surprise, Sasuke grabbed the blonde's arm, dragged him into the bedroom, and began to kiss him furiously. One hand fisted in the blonde hair, yanking hard to force Naruto's head back as they kissed. The other slipped back under Naruto's pants, kneading the other man's butt. He smirked when Naruto let out a heartfelt moan.

Ignoring the tug on his hair, Naruto pulled his mouth away from Sasuke's and began to kiss his way down the Uchiha's chest, pausing to bite and lick as he went. The moment he reached Sasuke's waistband, he hooked his thumbs under it and grinned, dipping his tongue beneath the fabric. Both of Sasuke's hands found their way into his hair.

Chuckling lightly, Naruto tugged the pants down slightly and ran his tongue over the newly exposed flesh. Sasuke shuddered.

"Naruto..."

"What is it, Sasuke-kun?" the blonde teased, tugging the fabric another increment further down and running his tongue over it. "What do you want?"

"You know what I fucking want, dobe." He gripped Naruto's hair almost painfully hard, taking dark pleasure in the wince that accompanied his action.

Unwilling to back down, Naruto locked eyes with him. "So you're telling me to give it to you?"

Sasuke scowled. "Dammit, Naruto?"

"Is that what you're saying, Sasuke?" Naruto pressed, removing his thumbs from Sasuke's pants. The man above him practically growled.

"Yes, dammit!" Sasuke closed his eyes as Naruto immediately undid his zipper, pushing his pants and boxers to the floor. As warm breath ghosted over his erection, he found himself unable to suppress a shudder. Below him, Naruto chuckled.

"I still want to hear it, Sasuke-kun." He trailed his fingers teasingly along the other man's erection, delighted when the Uchiha's entire body twitched. "Do you want me to give it to you?"

After a moment of intense inner struggle, Sasuke tugged violently on Naruto's hair.

"Yes, alright! Will you fucking give it me to already, Naruto?!"

Chuckling, Naruto complied. "Yes sir."

Sasuke's knees nearly gave out as Naruto's mouth finally closed about him, drawing his arousal deep into his warmth. He bit his lip to keep from groaning as the blonde began to suck viciously, a tongue dragging up and down his sensitive skin. Hands shaking slightly, he released Naruto's hair, ran his fingers along the other man's scalp, and fisted them again.

God...Naruto... He swallowed hard. I never thought I'd see the day. I assumed that I'd have to keep these annoying feelings, this lust bottled up for the rest of my life...

Groaning, he bucked his hips and drove himself into the blonde's mouth. Naruto choked for a moment, then smiled, humming lightly as Sasuke thrust again and again. The vibration shot through him, and Sasuke became only vaguely aware that he was letting out a low, continuous moan. He gasped as Naruto reached up with one hand and began fondling his balls, humming louder as he swept his tongue over Sasuke's cock.

"Oh god...Naruto..." Panting, he began slamming himself into the blonde's mouth. Delicious tension coiled in his groin as he moved, and he began to lose his rhythm. "Naru...to..."

Stilling, Sasuke managed to choke out Naruto's name as he came violently in the blonde's mouth. Euphoria shot through him, powerful enough to make his knees buckle. Slumping to the floor beside the blonde, he found himself resting his head on the other man's shoulder as he gasped for breath.

God... Tremors rumbled through him, aftershocks of his orgasm. I've never...

After a moment, Naruto wiped his mouth and chuckled. "I hope you're not thinking that we're done here, Sasuke-kun." The Uchiha barely managed a grunt in return. "Tsk. Silly boy."

With that, Naruto slipped his arms around Sasuke and hoisted the man up, turning and throwing him onto the bed before he could even think of protesting. Sasuke tried to sit up, but the sound of whispering cloth drew his attention. He froze.

Naruto stood before him in all his glory, proud as the day he was born. Swallowing hard, Sasuke let his eyes greedily soak up the sight of him. Dear god, he's gorgeous. He swallowed again. And the girls were always chasing after me.

Stepping forward, Naruto placed one knee on the bed beside Sasuke and leaned down, giving the other man a surprisingly tender kiss. Sasuke inhaled sharply at the taste of himself in Naruto's mouth, then sank into it, reaching up to lazily tangle his fingers in Naruto's hair. He massaged the scalp with his fingertips, as if apologizing for all the abuse it had taken before.

Smiling gently, Naruto pulled away. "Don't go anywhere."

Dazed, Sasuke watched as the blonde left to go rummage in his dresser. A second later, Naruto produced a bottle of lotion and returned, a quirked smile on his face.

"Sorry, but this is the best I can do on such short notice." He chuckled, planting another kiss on Sasuke's unresisting lips. "I didn't exactly plan for you to break into my apartment and confess your undying love for me today."

Sasuke scowled at that even as he responded to the kisses Naruto began showering on him. "I didn't...say anything...about 'undying love'...usuratonkachi."

Naruto chuckled again. "We'll see."

Sasuke thought about protesting further, but just then Naruto applied the lotion to his fingers and ran them down Sasuke's chest, and the Uchiha stopped thinking altogether. Slumping backwards onto the bed, he moaned as Naruto's cool fingers drifted over his feverish skin. Two mischievous fingers circled his nipples teasingly, then ran down his torso to wrap one hand about his softened dick while the other trailed lower...

Gasping, he arched off the bed as Naruto slipped one coated finger inside him. The blonde began whispering random reassurances, planting kisses all over Sasuke's face and neck as he moved that finger within him. Shoulders shaking, Sasuke reached up to grasp the blonde's shoulders.

"Na...ruto..." He gasped as a second finger joined the first. "Jesus..."

The blonde in question dipped his head and began attacking the crook of Sasuke's neck, a mind-searing combination of teeth, tongue and lips laving his skin. Sasuke groaned.

"How...do you feel about me?" the blonde gasped, his voice raw with need. The Uchiha didn't reply, his mind preoccupied with the attention to his neck and those two fingers moving in and out of his entrance. Biting the pale man's neck, Naruto inserted a third finger. "How do you feel about me??"

Arching his back, Sasuke refused to answer. Sweat broke out all over his body, and heat began pooling in his groin again. Another groan joined the last as Naruto's fingers sped up.

"How do you feel about me?" This time the words were nearly hissed, and Naruto pulled his head away to pin Sasuke with violently darkened blue eyes. "Tell me!"

Panting, Sasuke simply glared defiantly at the blonde. "No."

Naruto's eyes narrowed, and he abruptly removed his fingers. Sasuke gasped at the loss. Leaning over him, Naruto fisted both hands in Sasuke's raven hair and ghosted his lips over the other man's.

"Tell me, Sasuke." His eyes were smoldering. "Tell me how you feel about me."

The proud Uchiha shook his head. With a scowl, Naruto abruptly sat up. "Fine."

Blinking in astonishment, Sasuke stared at the blonde. He can't seriously be thinking of leaving me like this! His arousal had already returned full force, and his body cried out at the loss of all contact from the blonde. Scowling, he reached out and snagged Naruto's arm.

"Don't go, dobe."

Naruto simply looked at him, his eyes more intense than Sasuke had ever witnessed them. "Then tell me the truth, Sasuke. Tell me how you feel!"

After a long moment, the Uchiha took a shuddering breath. "I...like you, Naruto."

At that admission, Naruto leaned over him again, reaching down to clasp Sasuke's erection in his lotion-slicked hand. "You like me?"

Sasuke bit back a moan. "I...like you...a lot."

Naruto planted a kiss on his jaw, nibbling his way around to his ear. He whispered into it, his tongue darting out to trace the folds of the Uchiha's ear. "You like me a lot?"

Swallowing hard, Sasuke nodded, then gasped as he felt a slight pressure at his entrance. He stared almost blindly up into Naruto's incomprehensibly blue eyes, his legs falling apart.

"Naruto..."

"Yeah, Sasuke?"

Breathing heavily, Sasuke clenched his fingers on the blonde's shoulders. "I...I l...l..."

Smiling tenderly down at him, Naruto captured Sasuke's lips in the most endearing kiss the Uchiha had ever received. Sasuke took a shaky breath, then closed his eyes.

"I...I love you, Naruto."

His confession was immediately followed by Naruto's rather impressive erection slamming into him. Nearly bucking off the bed, Sasuke cried out in a mixture of pain and pleasure. He could barely hear Naruto murmuring words of affection into his ear as he gasped for air. The hand about his erection began to move, guiding him from pain to pleasure. Taking another shaky breath, he lifted his hips in silent encouragement for the blonde to move.

Pressing a loving kiss to Sasuke's neck, Naruto slowly began to thrust his hips. He moaned aloud at the feel of Sasuke's heat tugging tightly at him. Picking up his pace, he mumbled nonsensical words of adoration into Sasuke's ear, then moved to claim his lips in a passionate kiss.

Tightening his grip on the blonde, Sasuke let his head fall back as his back arched in pleasure. His mind was growing cloudy, and some part of his brain was aware that he, for the first time in his life, was babbling.

"Naruto...uhn...I...I love you. Uhn! I love you...so much..." He gasped as Naruto increased his pace again, digging his nails into the other man's flesh as he felt that hand on his arousal increase its rhythm. Intense pleasure was screaming through him, and he hooked his legs behind Naruto's to drive the blonde's hips deeper...deeper...

"God! I've loved you...for so long! Uhn! I never thought...I never thought I'd...actually get to..." Gasping, Sasuke lost the ability to speak coherently as Naruto violently rammed into him, the bed slamming against the wall in time with the blonde's thrusts. Their bodies actually came up off the bed with each thrust, and Naruto's arms wrapped almost painfully tight about the Uchiha. Both men began moaning, their voices escalating as they both approached that searing point...

His hips moving almost frighteningly fast, Naruto locked Sasuke's lips in a vicious kiss and reached around to frantically pump Sasuke's erection. White lights burst across Sasuke's vision and he arched off the bed, screaming as he came. Naruto was only a second behind, slamming viciously into the Uchiha three times and freezing, all of his muscles locked as he emptied himself.

Both remained frozen like that for an impossibly long time, beginning to fear that the impossibly strong wave of pleasure would never fade...

And then, abruptly, they both collapsed, gasping as they slumped onto the bed in a tangled disarray of limbs. Both fighting to catch their breath, neither budged an inch.

Sasuke closed his eyes, his mind reeling. Not only was that the best sex he'd ever had in his life, but to think he'd actually had it with Naruto, the one person he had convinced himself that he could never be with... It was enough to keep his mind spinning long after the effects of orgasm passed.

As they began to calm down, Naruto spoke, his voice muffled by the bed. "?M I too heavy?"

It took Sasuke a few shallow breaths before he was able to reply. "No..."

"'Kay..."

It seemed to take forever for them to come back to earth...but the more he returned to himself, the more Sasuke realized that Naruto was, in fact, rather heavy. The blonde seemed to realize it at the same time, grunting as he pulled out of Sasuke and flopped onto the other man's side. Hooking one arm about the Uchiha's waist, Naruto tugged him close and buried his face in the crook of Sasuke's neck.

"If you think you're going anywhere," the blonde murmured, "you're completely out of your mind."

Against his will, Sasuke found himself chuckling. "And you're going to keep me here, are you?"

"Damn right. You're mine, Sasuke, whether you like it or not."

"Is that so?" His heart pounding, Sasuke wearily lifted a hand and ran it through Naruto's blond hair. "You just never know when to quit, do you, usuratonkachi?"

Naruto grinned against Sasuke's neck. "Nope. One of my best traits."

"Mm. I'll bet."

After a long moment, Naruto shifted against him. "...Hey...Sasuke."

"What?"

"Want to know what another of my best traits is?"

"...You're kidding me."

Grinning unabashedly, Naruto rose up onto his elbows and placed a smacking kiss on Sasuke's lips. "I hope you didn't have any more plans for the day, Sasuke...or tomorrow, for that matter."

Despite himself, Sasuke tangled his fingers in the blonde's hair and leaned up to plant a long kiss on the man's lips. "Why tomorrow?"

"Because I'm going to make sure that you can't walk."

"Moron."

"Bastard." Chuckling, Naruto shifted so that he lay on top of the Uchiha again.

"Naruto..."

"Don't worry, you don't have to do anything." He placed another smacking kiss on the brunette's lips. "You can just...lay there."

"....If I didn't love you, I would hate you so much."

"Don't I know it, Sasuke. Don't I know it."

-Owari-