"It's the rule that if you throw a stone to try to hit an electric pole you miss . . . but if you throw it to miss it will hit!"
--Lee

Team Gai
Gai, Lee, Neji, Tenten

Clicking on an author's name will take you to a sub-page, with everything they have archived here. (Hurray for BitterEloquence for the idea and actually doing it!)

This is fanfic on Team Gai as a whole, or the individual characters therein. Please note: Some stories are rated R for violence or sex. Stories that are rated NC-17 are so rated because of graphic sex. If you're not 18 or over (or whatever the legal age is where you are), please don't read those stories.
Right. Like I can do anything about it if you do...

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Cephied Variable

The Things We Do For Love
A series of 100 word drabbles about people in love in the Naruto world (both citrus and het).


Ceresi

Cages and Kindness
After the battle at the End Of The World, Neji recovers with eyes that no longer see.


CrimsonCourt

Requiem for a Butterfly
Everything begins, moves on, ends, and starts again. Life is a series of vignettes that make up a world. Rated hard R, het, citrus.


Danica

The Pebbles You Keep in Your Pocket
Years after he leaves, Sasuke is brought forcibly back to Konoha.


DragonBite

Butterfly in Reverse
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [14], [15], [16], [17], [18]
Konoha is going back to war, undermanned or not. Minor sub-plot citrus. WIP UPDATED 5/7


Gelfling

Blunt
There's only one way for Neji to get through to Naruto: be very, very blunt. Citrus.

Heal
After Gaara loses the demon, courtesy of Ataksuki, he has to learn to be human.

Traditionally
Neji always knew his marriage would be arranged. But . . . Gaara? (Citrus, silly)

Try
Gaara is sane, but he isn't nice--or normal. When Lee offers to be his friend, their relationship takes some very strange turns over the years. Citrus, R.


Hey-Diddle-Diddle

Error
Genma, on a mission with Kakashi and Neji, makes an error in judgement.

Impetuous Youth
Gai loves Lee, as much as he doesn't understand him.

Iruka and Lee
Iruka tries to help; Lee hopes Gai will be proud. NOT romantic.

Just A Little Crazy
Gai spends time with Kakashi, as Kakashi recouperates from an injury.

Karaoke Crack
Drunken revelry, and the ninja of Konoha are asking the same question about Sasuke that fanfic authors ask: who does he sleep with?

Little Prayers
Most ninja don't believe in God. Most ninja don't pray. But then, Gai isn't most ninja.

Locks
Neji doesn't bother with locks anymore; they don't do any good.

Rules
In team Gai, there are rules.

Standing
Hinata can stand because Neji hates.

Tea
Gai gives Iruka tea, while Iruka breaks.


JBMcDragon

Discomfort
Neji appreciates that Hinata has friends. Really. But do they have to use his bathroom? Reference to citrus. (Takes place in the Kiba/Shino series, can be read as a stand-alone.) NEW 5/7


Kimi No Vanilla

Anniversary
Kakashi's anniversaries are becoming ritual, and only Gai is there to help.

Of That Most Beautiful Disorder
Neji is sent to Sand to meet his bride, and meets disorder instead. Citrus, PG-13


Kissing Chaos

Hyuga Persuasion
Naruto wants to see the Hyuga persuasive techniques. Neji's willing to oblige. Citrus, PG-13.


Jello Mix

Screencap 1
Gai challenges Kakashi with the best challenge yet: A KISS! Image heavy. Not-citrus.


Maldoror

ANBU
[1]
When Sasuke finally returns to Konoha, he's accepted into the ANBU under certain conditions--with an unsettlingly familiar team. WIP Citrusy later, maybe.

Big Heart, Drunken Fist
Set several years after the Akatsuki attack, Lee and Gaara are married in Sand. Lee has a little too much to drink. Which, for Lee, is anything at all. Citrusy.

Break in the Routine
[2], [3], [4], Epilogue
Gai challenges Kakashi--again--but this one is slightly different, and Kakashi does his best to flee. Gai wants to know which of them has the most prowess. In bed. [Rated R] Citrusy.

Chicken Soup for the Demonic Soul
Set in the same world as "Big Heart" (though can be read alone). When Gaara comes down with the flu, it presents more danger than anyone expected.

Descent
[2]
Set during the three-year jump. Kakashi takes an ANBU mission; Gai goes to back him up. Vaguely citrusy.

Diplomatic Relations
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13] , [14], [15], [16], [17], [18], [19], [20], [21], [22], [23], [Epilogue]
Set several years after the Ataksuki attack, Lee goes to Sand in a diplomatic post. There, he finds Gaara, and they strike up an unusual . . . 'friendship' might not be the right word . . . Citrusy. Rated NC-17 FINISHED 6/1

Diplomatic Relations: Bottom of the Bottle
A DR side story: after Kankuro has The Talk with his little brother--and learns a great deal more than he wanted to know--he and his sister hit the bottle, hoping it'll induce amnesia! Set after chapter 19.

Diplomatic Relations: Protector
Lee and Gaara finally have sex! They're thrilled, but the guard that protects the Kazekage saw a little more than he was hoping for . . . (In the DR world, but could be read as a stand-alone. Takes place after chapter 16.)

Kindred
[2]
Takes place in the Diplomatic Relations universe; assume Lee and Gaara are together. When Lee brings home two . . . small human things . . . Gaara's not sure what to do. He avoids them. Rated R. Citrus. WIP NEW 6/1


Miriya

hyuga persuasion
Neji and Naruto spend an afternoon in bed. Rated PG-13 for nekkidness, but no sex. Citrusy.


Neo

His Raven's Cardinal
A mistake. A misplaced curse seal. The depths of devotion . . . and someone's death on your hands. Neji x Tenten.

Susceptibility
Neji and Tenten, much older now, are Jounin and ANBU, warriors each, without time for games. They are certainly not interested in each other.


Ninja Shen

Little Green Leaf
After that humiliating defeat at the Chuunin exams, Tenten is off to kill Temari! ...Only Kankuro won't get out of her damn way. Het. Multi-chapter, complete.


Rallamajoop

To Absent Friends
After the fight to get Sasuke back--the one that failed--Neji and Chouji are dead. Their teams have to move on.


Sadieko

Getting Dates
Temari has taken an unhealthy interest in Shikamaru's love life. [Citrusy]

This Future Place
In the future, Shikamaro and Neji deal with genin teams and missions, respectively. [Citrusy]

Curiosity
Sequel to This Future Place, Neji's team gets curious. [R for mostly off-screen sex]

Naruto World Facts of Life
[2], [3], [4], [5]
A series of vingettes taking all the Naruto fic cliches and turning them on their heads. (The first one twitched me, but trust me on this. If it twitches you, keep reading anyway.)


"Pft . . . They are like cockroaches . . ."
--Neji


Saturn Oolaa

13
Sakura and Lee head out on a date.


Solderini

The Slightly Ecchi Adventures of Rock Lee
[1], [2], Epilogue
Rock Lee is finally--finally!--going to have sex! ...now all he needs are a few pointers. Rated PG-13. NEW 5/7


TeamGaiFan

A Conversation About Sakura
Neji and Tenten have a conversation about Sakura, that isn't really what it seems.


Velutlunas

5 Seconds
Temari knew what she wanted. Rated R, citrus.

Dog Pile
Kiba likes to play matchmaker, and then help people unwrap all their little presents. Foursome, NC-17.


WinterOfOurDiscontent

The Autumn of our Virility
[2], [3],[4], [5], [6] WIP
Gai would like to settle down. But first he must help Kakashi find a Significant Other! Eventual citrus.


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