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This is fanfic on anyone not from Konoha--such as the sand ninja. Please note: Some stories are rated R for violence or sex. Stories that are rated NC-17 are so rated because of graphic sex. If you're not 18 or over (or whatever the legal age is where you are), please don't read those stories. If you know of a story you think should be here, tell me!
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The Put-Up Family
Temari puts up with all sorts of things for her brothers, but sex noises? That's just a bit too much.
Rainstorms
Kankuro is wet, and distinctly unimpressed. Kiba thinks it's great. Citrusy.
Sandwiches
Some things simply do not belong on sandwiches.
Knife Edge
The treaty between Sand and Leaf has been broken, and Shikamaru is sent after Temari.
Anria
[Note: story links lead to Anria's page, Pharmakon. Hit the back button to return here.]
Not Heaven
Gaara and Naruto meet again, and stuff doesn't happen. Citrusy.
Confessions of an Insomniac
Gaara's been pressured into keeping a journal. These are the results.
Of Stewpots and Weakness
Haku finds a bunny. Zabuza deals.
Of Stewpots and Loss
Sequel to Of Stewpots and Weakness, Haku loses his pet. Zabuza is . . . annoyed isn't quite the right word . . .
The Things We Do For Love
A series of 100 word drabbles about people in love in the Naruto world (both citrus and het).
Everdream
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12-17]
Team Ten is sent on a mission to discover what killed a village in a nearby country. While there, they meet up with the sand Siblings, who are hunting a demon. Sadly, it's not just a coincidence. WIP
Requiem for a Butterfly
Everything begins, moves on, ends, and starts again. Life is a series of vignettes that make up a world. Rated hard R, het, citrus.
Ignorance is Bliss
LOOK AT ME!
The Pebbles You Keep in Your Pocket
Author name removed by request
Why is it Hard?
Play Time
Attraction
Bonds
Heal
Traditionally
Try
Well, Now You Know
The Blind drabbles
Do You Love Her More
Domesticity
Face Paint
How Bothersome
Karaoke Crack
A Novelty
Pretty
Stubborn
Blood
Critical Point
Sharingan
Gay Porn
Butterfly Knot
Grateful
Of That Most Beautiful Disorder
Offering
Percieved with the Senses
Big Heart, Drunken Fist
Chicken Soup for the Demonic Soul
Diplomatic Relations
Diplomatic Relations: Bottom of the Bottle
Diplomatic Relations: Protector
Kindred
A Simple Night Out With the Guys
Subdominant
Little Green Leaf
Gaara's Remedy
Thicker than Water
Continuing the Conversation
Getting Dates
Here
Hold Tighter
Itachi
Naruto World Facts of Life
Pain on the Inside of People
Parallels
What Kind of Love?
Midnight Snack
"I'll kill this girl. And I'll also kill this Sasuke guy."
Strings
Water Displacement
5 Seconds
Daffodil
Dog Pile
Root System
He knows his memory used to be better; he knows there are things he forgets.
[2], [3]
Itachi was a kid when he left Konoha. Now . . . well, now he's confused. And he thinks he might have a crush. On Kisame. [Chapter one, which can be read as a one-shot, is rated R. Chapter two is NC-17]
Years after he leaves, Sasuke is brought forcibly back to Konoha.
Epilogue
Gaara asks his older brother a rather . . . awkward question . . .[Rated NC-17 (no incest)]
What does Gaara do in his free time? Well, what does any sociopathic Kazekage do? [very silly]
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6] [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13]
Seven years after the Chuunin exams, Naruto has made Jounin . . . but he's still Bastard Naruto, Idiot Naruto, Naruto the Fox Demon to the rest of the village. ...But he can live up to those expectations. [Very dark, citrus in a not-romantic, creepifying sort of way. NC-17.] WIP. UPDATED 5/7
Gaara may be sane, but that doesn't mean he's nice.
After Gaara loses the demon, courtesy of Ataksuki, he has to learn to be human.
Neji always knew his marriage would be arranged. But . . . Gaara? (Citrus, silly)
Gaara is sane, but he isn't nice--or normal. When Lee offers to be his friend, their relationship takes some very strange turns over the years. Citrus, R.
All Shikamaru wanted was a bath. And then a nap. But Temari just wouldn't stop pounding on the door...It wasn't his fault things escalated. Really. Het.
Short stories and drabbles about Itachi and Kisame, wherein Itachi goes blind. Citrusy, ratings up to a hard R.
Blind
Blind 2
Touch Me Not
Hero with a Whore
Taste of Sweet
Huddling Place
Temari hates that Shikamaru has a son. Het.
Domesticity is just not for everyone. Definitely not Naruto. Citrusy.
Kankuro knows it's wrong, but she's just so pretty. Mental incest.
He doesn't know how to talk about feelings, so he just says it's all bothersome.
Drunken revelry, and the ninja of Konoha are asking the same question about Sasuke that fanfic authors ask: who does he sleep with?
Shikamaru likes her because she's something a little different. Het.
Itachi has something to remember, but all he can think is how pretty Hinata is.
Sometimes, Kisame is reminded that Itachi is still a child.
Kankuro has a thing for Kakashi. Too bad they're on opposite sides. Oddly slashy.
[2]
The sand siblings are returning home after the battle at The End of the World, but they're returning to a country with no Kazekage, a country that's just lost a war, a country with desease and famine. They're going home with a brother that's not acting like himself--whether that's good or bad--and who will soon, unbeknownst to them, be Kazekage himself. WIP
It might be disturbing to want to get caught by Itachi, but one of these days, Kakashi will win. NEW 5/7
A very story ficlet in which there is neither porn nor gayness. Go figure. The Sand twins have a disturbing discussion about Gaara's Ultimate Defense.
Postlude
Shikamaru hadn't expected to like Temari, but he did. (Warning: refers to incest.)
There are some things a person shouldn't be grateful for. [Incest]
Neji is sent to Sand to meet his bride, and meets disorder instead. Citrus, PG-13
Gaara doesn't do well not understanding things, and Kankuro's taking the brunt of his brother's frustration. Rated R Incest.
Kankuro wears purple, because it means royalty.
Set several years after the Akatsuki attack, Lee and Gaara are married. Lee, has a little too much to drink. Which, for Lee, is anything at all. Citrusy.
Set in the same world as "Big Heart" (though can be read alone). When Gaara comes down with the flu, it presents more danger than anyone expected.
[2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13] , [14], [15], [16], [17], [18], [19], [20], [21], [22], [23][Epilogue]
Set several years after the Ataksuki attack, Lee goes to Sand in a diplomatic post. There, he finds Gaara, and they strike up an unusual . . . 'friendship' might not be the right word . . . Citrusy. Rated NC-17 FINISHED 6/1
A DR side story: after Kankuro has The Talk with his little brother--and learns a great deal more than he wanted to know--he and his sister hit the bottle, hoping it'll induce amnesia! Set after chapter 19.
Lee and Gaara finally have sex! They're thrilled, but the guard that protects the Kazekage saw a little more than he was hoping for . . . (In the DR world, but could be read as a stand-alone. Takes place after chapter 16.)
[2]
Takes place in the Diplomatic Relations universe; assume Lee and Gaara are together. When Lee brings home two . . . small human things . . . Gaara's not sure what to do. He avoids them. Rated R. Citrus. WIP NEW 6/1
Kankuro, visiting Konoha with his brother after a mission, suggests he and some of the other Jounin head out for drinks. He gets a bigger shock than could ever have expected.
Temari and Shikamaru have an arrangement, and even if Temari doesn't follow the rules, Shikamaru does. Het. NEW 4/23
After that humiliating defeat at the Chuunin exams, Tenten is off to kill Temari! ...Only Kankuro won't get out of her damn way. Het.
Sandstorms are deadly, dangerous--and one of the few things Gaara enjoys. NEW 4/5
How do you raise a baby that can kill someone if they have a tempertantrum? The people of the Sand are finding out. [There's really great fanart to go with this. Contact the author to see it.]
An unofficial sequel of JBMcDragon's Gay Porn. Gaara overhears more than he really wants to about his siblings' Significant Other ideas.
Temari has taken an unhealthy interest in Shikamaru's love life. [Citrusy]
Whatever Zabuza asked, Haku would do.
Itachi has a new little brother, and things will change. NEW 5/7
Itachi comtemplates his baby brother.
[2], [3], [4], [5]
A series of vingettes taking all the Naruto fic cliches and turning them on their heads. (The first one twitched me, but trust me on this. If it twitches you, keep reading anyway.)
Gaara doesn't know love; doesn't understand it. Still, something is aching, and he's not sure why. NEW 4/5
After team seven and team Gai save Gaara from the Ataksuki, they stay the night in the Kazekage's residence. Naruto, unable to sleep, goes to talk to a sleeping Gaara. Citrus.
Gaara isn't entirely familiar with the different kinds of love. R for vague masturbation. UPDATED 4/21
Kankurou and Temari are worried about Gaara's eating habits. Takes place after the Chuunin exams.
Itachi and Sasuke write letters to each other.
--Zaku
Kankuro is sent on a mission.
Gaara is sent to live at the Leaf village, and finds Monsoon season. [I didn't think it was citrusy, but if you're touchy you might not read this.]
Temari knew what she wanted. Rated R, citrus.
Temari hates daffodils, and Shikamaru is confused by her strange, female logic. Rated PG, het.
Kiba likes to play matchmaker, and then help people unwrap all their little presents. Foursome, NC-17.
Zetsu thinks Haku is pretty, and what he thinks is pretty, his plants take. Very dark, and very well written. NC-17, citrus, rape.