Conversation snippet: Newlywed bed
“We could put rose petals on the newlyweds’ bed.”
“Or a chicken.”
“A chicken?”
“It symbolizes fertility!”
“Do we just put a dead chicken on the bed?”
“That’s too much like The Godfather. . . .”
“No, live chickens.”
“. . . Where would we get live chickens?”
“. . .”
“We could just get raw chicken pieces and put those on the bed.”
“That would really kill the mood.”