Director to Actress: “You need to bring it up more, so that you won’t drown in the mood he’s set, as an actor and a character.”
Actor: “Give in to my mood, woman!”
Actress: “I already did that last night.”
Director: “TMI.”
“I’ve been having trouble connecting.”
“Have you tried quitting Netscape and starting it again?”
“How do you do that?”
“. . . Go to File and Quit.”
“Wow, you must really love that bird.”
“What makes you say that?”
“You scold it the same way you scold us.”
“So how long have my hands been bothering you? They’ve been bothering you for the past few days, haven’t they?”
“The first day.”
“Let me see your bow.”
“You don’t like my bow?”
“See, your hands, when you bow, they become like claws. . . I don’t mean to make you self-conscious.”
“Too late!”
“You know, I was thinking. What do we do if there’s a tornado?”
“Panic.”
“He is not fluffy! He’s a selfish psychopathic bastard!”
“Yes, but in a good way.”
Don’t miss the minotaur in the background:
It’s like they’re wearing little hats
Banana trees cuddled up and wrapped warmly for the duration of winter
“I hate walking on ice. Did I mention I hate walking on ice?”
“Hmm. . . once or twice.”
“Are you sure? ‘Cause I could mention it again.”
