Can we say brilliant here?
We can. It's absolutely brilliant.
In fact, you've inspired us at work to even greater flights of silliness.
Presenting :::drum roll:::
Superhero Central.
Got a problem?
Need help?
Superhero help?
Want superhero help anyway?
Call us 24 hours a day!
= Billy's cat in the tree again? We'll send out Punisher. Billy won't be letting poor Kitty out any more. (You may still need to call Fire and Rescue for Kitty.)
= Unwelcome house guests? We'll send Bad Breath Man. No one will stay, including you!
= Problems with your teenage daughter? We'll send Teenage Boy. Guaranteed to knock her up within 30 days or the next one's free!
Our friendly operators are standing by to assist you with all your superhero needs:
Reversal Woman - able to twist your words in one sentence or less.
Easily Amused Woman - well, this one's self-explanatory.
Need to Know Woman - not 'just the facts' for this gal, she needs to know everything.
Hates To Be Lied To Unless It's Meant To Be Kind Woman - if she thinks you're not being kind, she'll morph into Martha Stewart. ::hides in fear::
The Terminator - can disconnect your call in a single click.
Don't wait, call now!
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A bit more silliness.
Tiny li'l disclaimer: Teanage Boy and Bad Breath Man belong to JBMcDragon. Everyone else doesn't.
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