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Jonny: "Let's leave Bandit here."

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Surd: "Peace, love, world harmony! Joy everyone!"

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Race: "Forget this fighting gig, I'm off to become a ballet dancer!" 1)

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Rage: "The Book of Rage sayth--oh, heck. The thing's empty."

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Hadji: "Enough meditation, gimme a gun!"

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Jessie: "Surd is right! DIE FATHER!!!!!"

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Dr. Quest: "What the heck is this thingamajigger?!"

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Jonny: "..." 2)

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Jessie: "Kiss me, Benton!"

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Jessie: "I wanna wear a dress today."

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Jonny: "Let's try to stay out of trouble today!"

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Hadji: "Yo, Jonny-o."

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Jonny: "My name is Quest. Jono Quest." 3)

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Race: "Oh wook at da widdle cute pup-py! Aren't you just so fuzzy wuzzy!"

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Race: "Can't we plllllleaaaaaaasssssse get one?????"

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Race: "Jessie, can I borrow your Nair?"

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Benton: "Coooool."

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Surd: "SURD SMASH PUNY HUMANS!!!!"

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Benton: "Here's $50. Go get into trouble, you little rascals!"

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Jonny: "Naw, I don't feel like playing on Questworld anymore."

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Hadji: "Wow, Jonny hasn't blown anything up in a while." 4)

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Jonny: "I think the Zin twins are truly sexy."

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Jessie: "Boy Hadj, you picked a great girlfriend!" 5)

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Race: "Anyone seen the hairdye?"

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Jessie: "Benton! Tell Jonny to quit picking his toenails at the table!"

Jonny: "I'm not going to quit until you stop talking about how ground sausage is made from rats."

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Jonny: "Wild and Crazy Kids don't do drugs. Luckily I'm not wild, I'm not crazy, and I'm not a kid."

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Jonny: "This is too tall for T--aw heck. Who writes these lines anyway?!"

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Bandit: "Whoof woof woof!"

Jessie: "What's that boy? He has!? Oh no! Dad, I think Bandit's trying to tell us that Jonny fell down the old well!"

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Jonny (holding large ax): "C'mere ya stupid dog, just try an' wake me up again . . . "

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Jonny: "Man, I gotta go get my roots done again!"

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Hadji: "There is a reason I cannot find a good girl. It's because I'm really in love with you, Jonny."

Jonny: "Oh Hadj! I've waited so long for this moment!"

Jessie: "Thank God they're finally done panting after me."

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Race: "I've given up bull riding for more challenging things--horseshoes!"

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Race: "Hey, Benton, about all those times I've almost died in relation to my paycheck . . ." 6)

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Benton: "I'm giving up the sciences to go be a farm boy. My lifelong dream has always been to haul pig slop!"

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Jonny (after a typical battle): "Whatta day. I need a drink and a woman."

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Jonny (insert scene of pointless carnage and explosions of your choice here): "You don't think we should *think* about this next time, do you?"

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Race: "Jessie, do you have this shade of red nail polish? I dinged the car." 7)

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Race: "Sure Jessie, you can wear that low cut/high cut dress out with that guy!" 8)

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1) Please note: I have nothing against ballet dancers. I've danced, my sister danced for years, and I have friends--male and female--who dance. But I just can't see Race dancing!

2) It would be a minor miracle if Jonny was quiet!

3) The utterly terrifying part is . . .I can almost see this happening.

4) Right. This'll happen.

5) Ahem. Zin twins, Demon/werewolf girl in Eclipse, various fanfic girl friends, and probably lots I'm forgetting!

6) Personally, however much money the guy's making, I doubt it's enough.

7) Ever been yelled at by a guy for even talking about putting nail polish on a car? I don't even have a car and I got yelled at by a neighbor kid! :::grin:::

8) Low cut = low cut on top, high cut = high cut around the legs.

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