October 20, 2012
I had a dream last night, in which I had to fulfill a duty. Said duty involved going into a dark labyrinth and getting eaten by a monster. You know, that “for the good of the people” type of situation.
So of course I took with me some moisturizer and a Moleskine. Because obviously I have my priorities.
October 16, 2012
Pater’s been sending over scans of his transparency slides. Yes, my dad still keeps hundred of transparencies. I was fascinated with them as a kid.
1980 – Computer, VCR, TV. We were state of the art, man.
1981 – I am kicking it. Apparently Li’l Bro is incubating in Mum in this pic.
1981 – Mum pregnant with Li’l Bro. This may likely be the most delicate you’ll ever see me.
1981 – Original gangsta.
E-mail exchange between Li’l Bro and I regarding a pic not shown here:
Him: Lynn’s naked with a pistol!
Me: I do all my best work naked with a pistol.
August 31, 2012
Girlfriend, so many things to
say into your head.
August 23, 2012
Excerpted from a late-night text messaging session:
August 20, 2012
“That is the most well-enunciated rock ‘n roll song I have ever heard.”
August 5, 2012
“We could put rose petals on the newlyweds’ bed.”
“Or a chicken.”
“It symbolizes fertility!”
“Do we just put a dead chicken on the bed?”
“That’s too much like The Godfather. . . .”
“No, live chickens.”
“. . . Where would we get live chickens?”
“. . .”
“We could just get raw chicken pieces and put those on the bed.”
“That would really kill the mood.”
July 18, 2012
“I haven’t watched TV for a month. Really! There’s a layer of dust on my TV screen!”
“You could use that as a message board.”
“Yeah. Someone wrote “Hi” with a smiley face on the dust. . . Somebody also wrote, ‘Get the duster.’ I still don’t know who it was. . .”
July 10, 2012
“And there’s an evil doctor.”
“There’s always an evil doctor. They’re like dandelions, popping up all over the place.”
June 28, 2012
Please do not get out of your car for a bear. Please especially do not get out of your car for a mama bear and cubs.