Okay, so I wasn't going to answer Alestar's Valentine's request, because I have a zillion things to do. THEN I got a Valentine from her that made me laugh, and it made me laugh just at that time when my doggie had died and I was all sad, so now I think I should answer that challenge. <grins> Dangit. ;-D Please note that this is SUCH a fluff piece, with no plot whatsoever and abundant mookiness. That's its only redeeming value. (Oh yeah, and this is all about a same-sex couple.)
There should be at least one, possible three stories between "Uncharted Waters" and this story. There's one spoiler for that upcoming story--but it's not a suspense-spoiler or anything, so . . . :shrugs:
This also hasn't been beta'ed. Bad JB! Bad! ;) But, hey, I got a title having to do with water . . . <grins>
Other stories in this series can be found at http://tentative.net/JBMcDragon/waterline.html
Sailing into the Sunset
Jamie jumped up onto the bed, bouncing it. Bobby, sprawled on his
back with his head on his arms, laughed at the cheerful younger
man. Morning sun trickled through the blinds, sending stripes of light
across the bedspread. "Okay, so," Jamie said, flopping across Bobby's legs and
displacing one puppy, "I wrote you a poem!" Bobby grinned, shoving Jupiter aside as the mongrel came to lick
his face. Jupe slid off the bed, landing on the floor with a thump, only
to spring back to his feet. Archimedes jumped to the floor after him, and
the two puppies started playing furiously. "Do you really?" Bobby asked,
putting his arm back under his head and grinning up at Jamie. Jamie squirmed until he could reach the nightstand on the other
side of the bed, then opened the drawer and pulled out a folded piece of
notebook paper. He grinned and slapped Bobby's hand aside as it danced
across his ribcage, distracting him. "Be serious," Jamie demanded, a
suspicious twinkle in his own brown eyes. Bobby tried to school his face into solemn lines without
success. "Read, then," he said, settling back on the bed. "To Bobby--stop looking at me like that, Robert Drake!" Jamie
growled in mock-frustration. Bobby pulled his eyes off Jamie's very naked form and latched them
back onto his face. "Like what?" he said innocently. "Go ahead." Jamie grinned, showing dimples that creased his cheeks, and looked
back at his paper. "To Bobby, with love, love me." "Just you?" Bobby asked on a playful sigh. "All of mes," Jamie corrected, grinning. Bobby laughed, reaching out to grab Jamie and pull him closer,
kissing him soundly. "No, no, no," Jamie huffed, pulling away--though he remained
snuggled up much closer to Bobby's face. "I'm *supposed* to be reading a
poem, not kissing you!" "There are other things you could do to me," Bobby suggested, a
distinct lewd note to his tone. Jamie looked at him and quirked one eyebrow. "Later." Bobby grinned, blue eyes sparkling delightedly. "Read your poem,
silly." Jamie sighed again, looking toward the ceiling and mouthing, 'why
me?' "To Bobby. You have eyes the color of non-polluted oceans--" Bobby laid his head back against the pillows, laughing. "And hair the color of my tan socks--" Bobby was still laughing,
and Jamie was trying desperately to smother his grin. He continued
valiantly. "And when you smile, you have teeth as white as a white
elephant! You have muscles that would put a normal, mid-size human-looking
Tyrannosaur to shame, and you're so good with ice I would almost think
you're a mutant!" "Almost, huh?" Bobby asked, grinning. He reached down and trailed
the fingers of one hand along Jamie's body, and Jamie squirmed. "Stop that!" he hissed. "This is a very very serious poem! This
is Noble-winning stuff here, okay?" "Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize for poetry?" Bobby laughed. "You can when it's this good!" Jamie answered, grinning. "Bobby,
you make me laugh more than the clowns at the circus with their red noses
and big feet," Jamie read, "and you make me happier than ice
cream! Though, it's still a pretty close running with ice cream on a hot
day . . . " "Oh, man, I don't think I can beat that," Bobby said solemnly. Jamie looked at him just as seriously. "I know. It'll be
tough. But keep trying!" Bobby nodded, grinning. "So please, be my Valentine!" Jamie finished with a flourish,
waving his paper in the air as it bent around his fingers. "I would love that," Bobby said, grabbing Jamie and pulling him a
lot closer. "Now get over here."
***
"Jupiter needs to go out," Jamie said sleepily. "So let him out," Bobby answered, picking up the paper Jamie had
been reading from and glancing over the tiny lines of Jamie's
writing. "This isn't a poem," he laughed. "It's an essay or something!" Against him, Jamie moved one shoulder in a
shrug. "Whatever. Free verse, dude!" "'Dude'? Is that what it is, 'dude'?" Jamie grinned--Bobby could feel the other man's mouth move where
it was nestled between his chest and neck. "I think you're making fun of
me." "Never, 'dude,'" Bobby answered, smiling. He looked down at the
head cradled so close, eyes closed, one arm and one leg tossed over Bobby
possessively. "I need to let Jupiter out." "Don't move," Jamie protested instantly, despite the fact that he
had only moments ago suggested that Bobby do just that. "Okay," Bobby answered happily. "But when he pees on the floor
you have to clean it up." Jamie rolled over off of Bobby in an instant, eyes still
closed. "You'd better let Jupiter out," he said. Bobby laughed, sitting up and swinging his legs over the side of
the bed. "Get up and grab Archimedes. He'll have to go out, too." Bobby didn't wait to see if Jamie did so or not--he grabbed the
dark purple leash and whistled for Jupiter, who came bounding to the edge
of the bed with the energy only a three month old puppy had. He looked up
at Bobby adoringly, all black except for his white stomach, white paws, and
the straggling white stripe that wandered over his nose. Bobby reached
down and snapped the leash onto the little purple collar, then stood and
dropped it. Jupiter dragged it happily to the door while Bobby pulled on
clothes, grabbing his jacket as well and throwing Jamie his trench coat
before stepping on the trailing end of the leash, picking it up, and
walking out the door. Jupiter bounded along the hallway, pouncing on anything and
everything that got in his path, floppy ears going this way and that. The mansion was quiet this early; most of the couples were in
still, and what was left of the team was mostly off with their particular
girl- or boyfriends. "Wait up!" Bobby stopped and turned, grinning at the sight of Jamie running
out of the room, Archimedes at his feet with his orange leash dragging
along behind. Jamie shrugged the rest of the way into his green trench
coat, then grinned and hurried to catch up with Bobby. Archimedes barked
at him, tongue lolling out of his dusty black muzzle happily. "Hey,
'Medes," Bobby said, reaching down to pat the hound-like brown head, fading
to black on the nose and ears. "You got your mittens?" Bobby asked Jamie,
eyes twinkling. "In my pocket," Jamie responded, patting the bulge at his hip. "Damn. I thought you were just happy to see me . . . " Jamie laughed and rolled his eyes, then trotted again to hurry
down the stairs. "Go out the front!" Bobby yelled, stopping Jamie mid-turn. Jamie
shrugged and twisted around, heading for the front door with both puppies
hot on his heels. Bobby reached the bottom of the stairs and grabbed at the hook
where his car keys belonged, only to find that they had, again,
disappeared. He sighed and patted his pockets; within, he heard a familiar
jingle. He grinned wryly at himself and started out the door, closing and
locking it behind him. Jamie was crouching on the front lawn, trying to
convince Jupiter to eat snow. Archimedes was sniffing bushes around the
side, looking like he was doing doggy business. "We need to get them
neutered before they start marking everything and 'Ro kills us," Bobby
shouted to Jamie, who stood and shook off his trench coat. "Not until they're done growing," Jamie said, boots crunching over
the snow. "Breeder said--remember?" Bobby nodded and unlocked the car doors. "Where we going?" Jamie asked, turning then to whistle at the
puppies. They both came bounding, dragging their leashes behind them. Bobby grinned. "It's a surprise." He held the door open as first
Jupiter and then Archimedes leapt in, snow scattering all over the back
seat. "Sit, boys!" Bobby said, and after a little while they actually
responded. Bobby hooked them into their seatbelts, then slid into the
driver's seat himself. Jamie had already gotten in and buckled up, and
they started off down the drive without delay. "We almost there?" Jamie said, grinning. Bobby laughed. "Almost!" Jamie grinned, propping his foot up on the dashboard of the car
and watching as the snow-covered world zipped by outside. In the back,
Jupiter and Archimedes alternately played and sat quietly, bound in their
seatbelts and unable to go very far. "Here we are," Bobby said thirty minutes later, as they pulled up
outside a park. There was a swingset, unused, a dusting of powder sitting
precariously on the top bar. Three children ran and screeched, jumping
through the snow and clambering all over the plastic and wood jungle
gym. Jamie recognized the park as the same one he, Bobby, Sam and Hank had
played in with their water guns (and boy had *that* been a cold night--even
with Ororo's power holding the winter at bay!). "What are we doing here?" Jamie laughed, opening the door and
stepping out. He nearly slipped on a patch of ice, but grabbed onto the
car and made his way precariously to the snow-covered sidewalk. Bobby unsnapped the two puppies from their seatbelts, grabbing
both leashes as they bulleted past him. "Head to the cabin!" Bobby yelled,
locking the doors with some difficulty as the dogs did their best to wind
him up. After untangling himself, he managed to follow Jamie up a bank and
under a tree, where there was a small wooden "house" built beneath the
overhanging branches, hiding from easy view by draping leaves. "What is this?" Jamie laughed, standing in the tiny doorway and
peering inside. "Go in!" Bobby returned, then slid back down the bank to meet a
boy of about thirteen. "Give me an hour," Bobby said, handing the boy the
leashes and a ten dollar bill. The boy grinned, grabbing the puppies and
the money, then went running off toward the other playing kids. The
puppies ran alongside, yapping excitedly. Bobby turned and hurried up the slope, bending almost double to
fit through the doorway and into the "house." Jamie sat in a small plastic chair at a small plastic table, his
knees bumping the underside. One hand covered most of his face, hiding a
grin, and the other was crossed over his ribs. "Bobby," he said, "what is
this?" Bobby grinned, incredibly pleased with himself. "Happy
Valentine's Day!" Jamie laughed and buried his face in his hands. Bobby stood up
straight--the peaked roof was just tall enough to let him--and eyed the
spread before them. Pie was tucked in an insulator to keep it warm, with
ice cream in a cooler packed with snow nearby. Peanut butter and jelly
sandwiches--boysenberry jelly, which was Jamie's favorite--and strawberries
with whipped cream. There was even a rose in the middle of the table,
along with paper plates and napkins checked with red and white. "Bobby, you are something else, you know it?" Bobby's grin widened. "I think so, thank you. Open that," he
said, pointing to an envelope laying nicely on Jamie's plate. Jamie grinned, doing so. He looked at the note inside--a note
promising two tickets to whatever things Jamie wanted to go to, at whatever
time--and another stating reservations for McDonalds, for lunch. Jamie
started laughing. "Oh, classy," he said, eyes twinkling. "Well, I admit it's not as good as your poem," Bobby responded,
grinning, as he walked around the table and came to a crouch beside Jamie,
"but you can trade it in for dinner at Alberto's." Jamie grinned. "That's that Mexican place, isn't it?" Bobby nodded. "You do love me." Jamie laughed and reached over, hugging Bobby
with one arm. "So, if I want to go to the opera--" he said, eyeing his
vouchers, "--you'll take me?" Bobby nodded. "Or if I want to go to a Yankees game instead, you'll take me?" Bobby nodded again, a smile playing at his lips. "Wow. I'm liking this." Bobby laughed, pulling Jamie out of his plastic chair, landing on
the cold ground with the other man on top of him. "You should!" he
crowed. "I went to a lot of trouble for this!" Jamie laughed, struggling to untangle himself from the table,
chair, and Bobby. "I thought you said I wasn't supposed to buy you
anything!" he yelped after a moment, giving up his struggle. Bobby was
only tangling him more at every opportunity. "I did," Bobby said, grinning. Jamie poked him and Bobby flinched away, still grinning. "See, I had a master plan." Jamie eyed Bobby in mock irritation. "Really?" "Yup. I got rid of the dogs--we have a whole hour here--and I got
you stuff." "Yeah?" Jamie asked warily, still trying to figure out Bobby's
master plan. "Right. So now that I've earned all this gratitude from you,
after dinner I'm going to take you home and do horrible things to your
body." Jamie perked up. "That's your master plan?" "Uh huh." Bobby smiled. "Oooh. I like that plan." "Uh huh," Bobby agreed, still smiling. "So that means, you planned this whole thing so that my gift to
you is . . . me." Bobby just grinned wider, showing all his teeth. "You can plan
next Valentine's Day." Jamie hesitated. "That implies we have to stay together at least
a year." Bobby leaned back on his hands, Jamie still sitting on his
lap. "Yup. Still another part of my master plan." Jamie laughed, leaning forward and kissing Bobby lingeringly. "So
. . . " he said, hands slipping under Bobby's heavy winter jacket, "just
how much heat can two people produce? And how long do we have in here?" Bobby grinned.