Disclaimer: Marvel owns them all. Don't sue me. Yadda yadda yadda.

    Notes: I swear, I really am working on the next story in my series...it's just, this little thing wouldn't let me be until I wrote it and the other story is so damn hard!

    Once again, I'm sending a piece out without beta testing. I don't like to waste people's time and talent on little snippets like this. ^-^

    I hate Valentine's Day, really, this was just too cute not to write.

    Rating: R. For language on the first part and for nooky on the second. I couldn't actually do a PWP without a bit of plot. I can't believe I actually managed to write one, anyway....



    Everything's Coming up Roses
    by Renard



    "Checkmate."

    "..."

    "Give me your king, please."

    "I hate you sometimes, girl."

    "..."

    "Stop smirking."

    "Stop glaring."

    *snikt*

    "That's rather impolite, Wolverine."

    "Like you're just all sweetness and candy hearts yourself, ya little
    b-"

    "Wolvie!"

    Logan growled something nasty under his breath and turned to level a
    glare on Jubilee. Gesturing across the chessboard at Monet, he
    snarled. "Why the fuck are you dating her, kid? She's arrogant and
    annoying and..."

    Jubilee rolled her eyes and sighed. "Jeez, Wolvie. Just lay off,
    okay? I leave you two alone for five whole minutes to get ready and
    you're both about to attack each other."

    "_I_ wasn't about to attack anyone, dear."

    Jubilee looked at her girlfriend and sighed again. "Uh-uh. Yeah.
    Sure. Whatever, Monet."

    A frown creased Monet's face. "Oh, now that didn't sound at all
    patronizing…"

    "Do you have to use big words all the time?"

    "Do you have to speak in monosyllables?"

    Logan stood up and growled something else. "I'm not going anywhere
    with the two of you."

    "Ach, Liebling, really. With both of them looking so lovely, how
    could you think of not going?"

    Three sets of eyes swiveled to look at the man in the doorway. Kurt
    smiled charmingly before waltzing towards Logan. He brushed a blue
    hand over the other man's snug black sweater, tickling his abdomen
    slightly. "And you're all cleaned up, too. It would be such a waste
    to stay in."

    A hint of a smile tugged at the corners of Logan's mouth before
    disappearing. He looked Kurt over, taking in the nice black slacks,
    the white shirt-collar and sleeves turned over a dark blue vest.
    Then, with a visible smirk, he wrapped his arm around his lover's
    waist. "Y'know, I can think of so much to do if we stayed in..."

    "Oh, gross! Will you please not go there?"

    Blue and yellow eyes turned to Jubilee. The girl was sitting in
    Monet's lap, staring at them disgustedly.

    "You made up quick, I see," Logan spat out sarcastically. "And isn't
    she supposed to be in your lap? She's wearing a dress, after all."

    Jubilee stuck her tongue out before smoothing down her black pants
    self-consciously.

    "They both look lovely," Kurt quickly interjected, sidling away from
    Logan and closer to the girls. "And whoever wants to be on top…"

    "Stop smirking, Monet," Logan growled.

    "I did _not_ mean it that way," Kurt said in a suffering tone before
    holding a hand out to Jubilee.

    She took it and slid off Monet's lap, obviously blushing. "We're
    going to be late," she managed after a moment.

    "Exactly what I was thinking," Kurt replied, tugging her towards the
    door.

    Monet followed, still smirking.

    Logan watched them go with his arms folded over his chest.

    "Stop sulking, Liebling. The movie starts at eight. And you're
    driving."

    "grrrr"

    "You're still driving."

    Logan kicked a chair before stalking after the trio. "I cannot
    fucking believe we are having a double date on Valentine's
    Day...fucking spare me..."

    "It is so not my fault that I wrecked the car. I didn't see the
    squirrel until it was too late. And Miss Frost won't let us take her
    Porsche, so..."

    The door slammed.

    ....
    4 hours later
    ....

    "It wasn't so bad, was it?"

    A muffled laugh came from Logan who was laying face down on the bed.
    "I can't believe Monet actually cried at that shit."

    Kurt pulled his shirt off and hung it up in the closet. "You didn't?"

    "When have I ever cried at a movie?"

    "I distinctly remember you getting teary eyed at Bambi."

    A pillow sailed across the room. Kurt ducked it easily.

    "American Beauty ain't exactly Bambi."

    "No. It was better than Bambi." Kurt replied as he walked towards
    the bed. With a deft leap, he neatly straddled his lover's back.

    Muscles tensed beneath him before relaxing. Blue fingers started
    massaging broad shoulders. "I think Jubilee thought the cheerleader
    was hot."

    Logan snorted. "You're ruinin' the moment, darlin'."

    There was a soft shuff of fabric and the sound of clothes falling to
    the floor. Kurt lowered his head and ran his tongue up a shoulder
    blade. "I won't do it again," he purred.

    The body beneath him pressed up at the caress and Logan growled
    throatily. Groping slightly, he twisted his arm until he came in
    contact with fur. "Damn, I don't even get to undress you," he
    muttered before trying to turn over.

    Kurt pressed down with both hands and Logan stopped. "Nein. I get to
    undress you. Stay still." He licked the nape of Logan's neck
    eliciting a shudder.

    "Fuck, Kurt, I'm not staying still if you keep doing that..."

    Pointed teeth nipped at the sensitive skin and Kurt rolled,
    anticipating Logan's cat-like response. The shorter man twisted
    around to pin down the blue-furred body. Kurt laughed throatily,
    drawing long fingers down Logan's spine. "You know you like it,
    Liebling…ah!"

    Logan kissed the pointed earlobe he'd just bit. He traced Kur'ts ear
    with an expert tongue while the taller man squirmed. "Just like you
    like this, babe."

    Four fingers pressed determinedly at the back of his head and he
    conceded, moving his lips from Kurt's ear to waiting lips. Logan's
    pants were finally kicked off in the ensuing press of bodies.

    They twisted on the bed until Kurt was again on top, straddling Logan
    who was sitting up, pressed against the headboard. With a low growl,
    Logan bit down on the pulse of flesh in Kurt's neck, hard enough to
    leave a mark.

    "Oh, Gott," Kurt shuddered. "You don't have to draw blood."

    Another growl and a tongue flicked over the bruised skin. "Can't
    taste you deep enough."

    Kurt let out a shaky breath, lowering his face to Logan's. Pressing
    his hands against Logan's cheeks, he kissed him hungrily. "You just
    haven't tasted me enough, then."

    Logan growled again and shifted. Kurt's body shifted to accommodate,
    then moved as if to turn over. Logan held him where he was. "No.
    Right here, Kurt. I want to see your eyes."

    Kurt paused, letting out another breath. Blue eyes watched him,
    smoldering.

    Logan leaned forward and kissed him, pressing hands against Kurt's
    hips. "Please," he murmured throatily into the curve of a blue neck.

    At that, Kurt lifted his hips and shifted back, biting his lip. Body
    adjusted to body and he lowered himself, eyes lidding tightly. Logan
    shuddered beneath him, inside of him, but neither moved. Instead,
    they stared at each other.

    "If you move," Kurt finally panted, "I think I will scream."

    Hips rocked upwards and Kurt bit down on his lip again, hard. The
    taste of iron filled his mouth.

    Then, body pressed to body and he did scream, forgetting the blood.

    "Oh...mein Gott!"

    Body shuddered against body.

    Kurt cried out again, unintelligible, closing his eyes tightly against
    the flood of light that threatened to engulf him. Blood roared in his
    ears.

    And, finally, fell still, his face pressed against Logan's shoulder,
    his body sprawled indolently over his lover's frame. Logan's chest
    rose and fell with deep, gasping breaths and Kurt opened his eyes to
    stare up at the other man - head thrown back, eyes closed, dark curls
    of hair framing his face.

    "I don't think I'm gonna be able to move for a week," Logan breathed
    out after a long moment, arms tightening around Kurt.

    "It's your fault for saying please," Kurt admonished just as
    breathlessly. "Politeness turns me on."

    Logan laughed at that. "I'm gonna be polite more often then.
    Monet'll shit herself."

    Kurt snickered. "Now who's ruining the moment?"

    Both men laughed, bodies shaking together.

    In the following stillness, Kurt pressed himself lower against Logan's
    chest.

    "Listenin' to my heart?"

    "Ja. It sounds nice. You have a good heart."

    "Glad you approve, hon."

    With a sigh, Kurt lifted his head so he could look Logan in the eye.
    "Ja, I do."

    Logan lifted his hand, lightly caressing Kurt's cheek with his thumb.
    "I love you with all of it."

    Kurt blinked at his lover. They were rare words to hear, rarer still
    from this man. He smiled, felt the press of tears against his eyes.

    "Hey, babe, leave the crying to Monet, okay?" Logan kissed the tip of
    his nose in an absurdly tender gesture.

    Kurt sniffed once then smiled more and nodded.

    "Happy Valentine's day, Liebling. I love you too."


    ==end==

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