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Real conversations heard and/or participated in. Abridged only for coherence's sake. Listed in no particular order.


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"We could put rose petals on their [newlyweds'] bed."

"Or a chicken."

"A chicken?"

"It symbolizes fertility!"

"Do we just put a dead chicken on the bed?"

"That's too much like The Godfather. . . ."

"No, live chickens."

". . . Where would we get live chickens?"

". . ."

"We could just get raw chicken pieces and put those on the bed."

"That would really kill the mood."


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