Sunday, August 05, 2012   #   Conversation snippet: Newlywed bed

(Transferring these entries over; actual conversations, originally listed under Endless.)

“We could put rose petals on the newlyweds’ bed.”

“Or a chicken.”

“A chicken?”

“It symbolizes fertility!”

“Do we just put a dead chicken on the bed?”

“That’s too much like The Godfather. . . .”

“No, live chickens.”

“. . . Where would we get live chickens?”

“. . .”

“We could just get raw chicken pieces and put those on the bed.”

“That would really kill the mood.”

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