I swear this is all true. She is never speaking to me again.
I call them ladybirds, but people around here keep saying ladybugs. Surely these things deserve more dignity than that.
Wait, according to Wikipedia they’re also known as ladyclocks and lady cows. Now come on. That just ain’t right.
TV Guide’s summary of The Trainer, a Lifetime TV movie:
A recently divorced woman joins a gym and quickly becomes friends with Alex, a young trainer. Unfortunately, Alex is psychotic and a murderer.
Yes, that is quite unfortunate.
The official synopsis by Lifetime, also listed on IMDB, adds:
Sadly Alex is psychotic and has been murdering her trainees for years.
Very sad indeed. A slight flaw in Alex’s character.
Corene’s reaction to the spectacle that is Casa Loma:
Corene’s reaction to the City of Toronto Archives:
The joy bubbling out of her was positively uncanny. You know librarians.
Pen and ink wash doodle on the inside of a card I’m sending.
And a more dignified portrait shot of Sin, when she isn’t trying to peck on my keyboard or screen: