Apologies: I think some of these have already been posted, but I'm too lazy to check. :)

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Things The X-Men (and other people of the super-something variety) Will Never Say 7! Compiled and posted by JBMcDragon. Quotes handed in by other people.

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Xavier: "Can someone please drive me to the bowling ally? They have a new bowling ball shiner that I want to try out."
(Raven)

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Beast: "What's my job? I'm a Head n' Shoulders guinea pig!"
(Mica)

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Beast: "AHH!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!! Pityrosporum Ovale monster wants to catch me!!!"
(Mica)

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Beast: [wearing his white pinafore and singing] "Here are the Smurfs!"
(Mica)

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Wolverine: "No!!! I'm not going to bed without my teddy bear!"
(Mica)

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Jubilee: "So tell me Wolvster, how did you manage to learn so many languages?"
Wolverine: "Well, you know, I used to frequent casinos a lot in my youth..."
(Mica)

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Wolverine: "You see, I used to have brown eyes... but one day I found these gorgeous light-blue contact lens, and well I simply had to have them!!!"

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Psylocke: "I'm telling you, Dr. Silicone is the best!"

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Magneto: "Master of magnetism? Ha! If you only knew how many hundreds of dollars I've spent in watches!"
(Mica)

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Warren: "The color of my skin? You'll see, I always wanted to be a mime..."
(Mica)

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The following were contributed by Acetal.

Rogue: "I've just been touched by an Angel."

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Magneto: "Charles was right... purple really isn't my colour."

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Marrow: "Storm, you've had my heart ever since you ripped it out. I love you."

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Apocalypse: "SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST WILL NOW BE DETERMINED BY PLAYING CANDYLAND."

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Sinister: "My Michael Jackson disguise is working!"

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Pete Wisdom: "Forget spandex... I'm wearing latex!"

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Mystique: "It's all right, son. I still love you, even if you aren't gay."

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Batman (looking at himself in the mirror in batsuit): "Hmm... Alfred??"
Alfred: "Yes Master Bruce?"
Batman: "Do you think I should add some color to my batsuit??? I'm thinking hot pink.... or maybe neon green...."
(Meg)

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The following was all sent by PoiLass (who is insane enough to think this is fun! Ha! )

Any Super Hero, Except Pete Wisdom: "Spandex? I'm not wearing spandex."

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Pete Wisdom: "Kitty? Do you think I look better in my blue costume with the cape, or the red and green with the face mask?"

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Doctor Doom: "Mmm. Do-nuts."

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Batman: "I'm thinking of painting the car red."

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Superman: "Lois... tell me honestly. Do you think it's weird for a man to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes?"

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Magneto: "Hello. My name is Erik, and I'm a super-villain."

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Cyclops: "Jean, I'm leaving you. Just 'cause."

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Wonderman: "Actually, I was really quite enjoying the afterlife, so if you don't mind..."

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Nightwing: "Bruce, can I be your sidekick again? Pretty please??"

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Wolverine: "But Viper, darlin', I don't want a divorce!"

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Rogue: "Okay, okay. Mah real name is Jason Andrew Harold Green. Ah never told y'all because... well..."

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And the next batch is from Raven. . . .

ElfQuest quotes:

Picknose (a troll): "Bearclaw you worthless welp! You should have been born a troll!"
Bearclaw (an elf): [scratching beard] "You know, Picky, you're right. Your women are much better looking."

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Pike: "Oh no! Not another howl! I'm tired of dreamberries!"

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Rayek: "All right, Cutter, I will tell you the truth, it's not Leetah I want, it's you!"
Cutter: "I thought your hands were going down too far in our wrestling match!"

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Skywise: [crying]
Cutter: "Fuer! What's wrong?"
Skywise: "Tam! It's so wonderful!"
Cutter: "What is?"
Skywise: "I've fallen in love with a human!"

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Winowwill: "You are right, little wolf chief, we should all live together in harmony!"

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Skywise: "I think it's about time I admitted to myself that a good roll in the fur with three lovely women and looking at the stars isn't everything."

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Leetah: "Do you think this dress makes my butt look big?"
Cutter: "No, it makes your breasts stand out."
Leetah: "Hmm, [looks him up and down] maybe we can get Moonshade to make it into a pair of pants for you."

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Ember: "Has anyone thought that maybe I don't want to be chieftess?"

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And now other quotes by Raven:

Alex (Mutant x): "You know what? I've got a wife here who loves me, a cute kid, friends, and I'm a leader of a great team! What the hell do I want to go back to my world for?"

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Magneto: "Rogue, I made you leave Remy in the Antarctic so that he and I could run off and elope together."

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The following are from Raven's friend Cari:

Sinister: "Can't we all just get along?"

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Sinister: "Remy, I am your father!"
Remy: "I t'ink someone been watchin' t' much Star Wars."

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Scott: "Oh no! You've found out about the Summers sister? Yes, I admit it...[turns and walks into the bathroom, comes out wearing a bad wig, a dress, and high heels] I'm also my sister!"

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Jean (to Scott): "I'm glad you had that vasectomy now we've seen what the kids would be like!"
(Duncan)

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And that about does it for today's episode of "Things the X-Men (and other people of the super-something variety) Will Never Say 7!" Tune in next time for . . . "Things the X-Men (and other people of the super-something variety) Will Never Say 8!"

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