Apologies: I think some of these have already been posted, but I'm too lazy to check. :) These heroes and heroines and supervillians and supervillianesses are copyrighted to their owners. None of us are making any money off of this, it's just a bit of silliness. If you have a saying you've thought of, send it in! Things The X-Men (and other people of the super-something variety) Will Never Say 7!
Compiled and posted by JBMcDragon. Quotes handed in by other people. ******************** Xavier: "Can someone please drive me to the bowling ally? They have a new
bowling ball shiner that I want to try out." *** Beast: "What's my job? I'm a Head n' Shoulders guinea pig!" *** Beast: "AHH!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!! Pityrosporum Ovale monster wants to catch
me!!!" *** Beast: [wearing his white pinafore and singing] "Here are the Smurfs!" *** Wolverine: "No!!! I'm not going to bed without my teddy bear!" *** Jubilee: "So tell me Wolvster, how did you manage to learn so many
languages?" *** Wolverine: "You see, I used to have brown eyes... but one day I found
these gorgeous light-blue contact lens, and well I simply had to have
them!!!" *** Psylocke: "I'm telling you, Dr. Silicone is the best!" *** Magneto: "Master of magnetism? Ha! If you only knew how many hundreds of
dollars I've spent in watches!" *** Warren: "The color of my skin? You'll see, I always wanted to be a mime..." *** Rogue: "I've just been touched by an Angel." *** Magneto: "Charles was right... purple really isn't my colour." *** Marrow: "Storm, you've had my heart ever since you ripped it out. I love
you." *** Apocalypse: "SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST WILL NOW BE DETERMINED BY PLAYING CANDYLAND." *** Sinister: "My Michael Jackson disguise is working!" *** Pete Wisdom: "Forget spandex... I'm wearing latex!" *** Mystique: "It's all right, son. I still love you, even if you aren't gay." *** Batman (looking at himself in the mirror in batsuit): "Hmm... Alfred??" *** Any Super Hero, Except Pete Wisdom: "Spandex? I'm not wearing spandex." *** Pete Wisdom: "Kitty? Do you think I look better in my blue costume with the cape, or the
red and green with the face mask?" **** Doctor Doom: "Mmm. Do-nuts." *** Batman: "I'm thinking of painting the car red." *** Superman: "Lois... tell me honestly. Do you think it's weird for a man to wear his
underwear on the outside of his clothes?" *** Magneto: "Hello. My name is Erik, and I'm a super-villain." *** Cyclops: "Jean, I'm leaving you. Just 'cause." *** Wonderman: "Actually, I was really quite enjoying the afterlife, so if you don't
mind..." *** Nightwing: "Bruce, can I be your sidekick again? Pretty please??" *** Wolverine: "But Viper, darlin', I don't want a divorce!" *** Rogue: "Okay, okay. Mah real name is Jason Andrew Harold Green. Ah never told y'all
because... well..." *** ElfQuest quotes: Picknose (a troll): "Bearclaw you worthless welp! You should have been born a troll!" *** Pike: "Oh no! Not another howl! I'm tired of dreamberries!" *** Rayek: "All right, Cutter, I will tell you the truth, it's not Leetah I want,
it's you!" *** Skywise: [crying] *** Winowwill: "You are right, little wolf chief, we should all live together in
harmony!" *** Skywise: "I think it's about time I admitted to myself that a good roll in the
fur with three lovely women and looking at the stars isn't everything." *** Leetah: "Do you think this dress makes my butt look big?" *** Ember: "Has anyone thought that maybe I don't want to be chieftess?" *** Alex (Mutant x): "You know what? I've got a wife here who loves me, a cute kid, friends,
and I'm a leader of a great team! What the hell do I want to go back to my
world for?" *** Magneto: "Rogue, I made you leave Remy in the Antarctic so that he and I could
run off and elope together." *** Sinister: "Can't we all just get along?" *** Sinister: "Remy, I am your father!" *** Scott: "Oh no! You've found out about the Summers sister? Yes, I admit
it...[turns and walks into the bathroom, comes out wearing a bad wig, a
dress, and high heels] I'm also my sister!" ***
Jean (to Scott): "I'm glad you had that vasectomy now we've seen what
the kids would be like!" ******************* And that about does it for today's episode of "Things the X-Men (and other people of the super-something variety) Will Never Say 7!" Tune in next time for . . . "Things the X-Men (and other people of the super-something variety) Will Never Say 8!"
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Wolverine: "Well, you know, I used to frequent casinos a lot in my youth..."
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The following were contributed by Acetal.
Alfred: "Yes Master Bruce?"
Batman: "Do you think I should add some color to my batsuit??? I'm
thinking hot pink.... or maybe neon green...."
(Meg)
The following was all sent by PoiLass (who is insane enough to think this is fun! Ha!
And the next batch is from Raven. . . .
Bearclaw (an elf): [scratching beard] "You know, Picky, you're right. Your women are much better looking."
Cutter: "I thought your hands were going down too far in our wrestling match!"
Cutter: "Fuer! What's wrong?"
Skywise: "Tam! It's so wonderful!"
Cutter: "What is?"
Skywise: "I've fallen in love with a human!"
Cutter: "No, it makes your breasts stand out."
Leetah: "Hmm, [looks him up and down] maybe we can get Moonshade to make it
into a pair of pants for you."
And now other quotes by Raven:
The following are from Raven's friend Cari:
Remy: "I t'ink someone been watchin' t' much Star Wars."
(Duncan)
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