[McDragon's Memo: there was a screw-up, and Things The X-Men Will Never Say #5 was the same as #4.]

You KNEW there had to be another one. C’mon, surely you didn’t think you were free just yet? And to think, I didn’t write ANY of them! Ha!

Things the X-Men (and others of the superhero variety) Will Never Say 6!

The following were contributed by River.

Storm: "Since Professor Xavier is gone, Scott and myself have decided that, from now on, we will be named the S-Men."
Wolverine: "The ass-men? That's Scotty alright."

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Scott: "Logan, I've had a bad day, Jean is having a headache and I'm in love with Remy. Don't bug me."

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Jubilee: "You know, flanking school is just plain wrong."

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Wolverine: "I can't really hide it inside any more, y'see. Been feeling that for a long time. Been thinking I'll never feel this way again, but... I love you, Marrow."
(God, I hope that will never happen. You can't really ever be sure...)

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Beast: "Incidentally, has anyone seen the flea spray?"

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Wolverine: "Hey Red. Me, Sam, Scott and Gumbo're goin' to the Rocky Horror Show dressed like the characters."
Jean: "Oh, I always loved that cult thing. Underwear, huh? What are you going to wear?"
Wolverine: "Well, obviously, our battle costumes."

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The following were sent to me by Mica. In her own words, “Be afraid, I came up with these at 6:00am!!! [eg]”

Jean: "You know, it's depressing when you can't understand and trace the family tree of your own family!!!"

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Wolverine (singing in the shower): "Raindrops keep falling on my head...!"

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Cyclops: “Jean where do you keep the toothpicks?”
Jean: “We don't have any, honey. We ran out of them yesterday...”
Cyclops: “Oh! Where's Wolverine then? I think he may be useful too.”

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The rest of these were all sent by Rhona Jupiter

Sinister (singing to a mirror): “I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty . . .”

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Sinister (singing to a mirror): “I believe in miracles since you came along you sexy thing . . .”

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Sinister: “I am woman here me roar!”

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Sinister (singing and dancing): “Swing it, shake it, move it, make it. Who do you think you are?”

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Sinister: “Now, destroying my lab is one thing but touching my signed Beatles album means war, Chuck!”

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Sinister: “Teletubbies kick big purple dino butt.”
Xavier: “They do not!”
Sinister: “Do too!”

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Sinister: “Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies.”

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Scott: “Ginger!”
Sinister: “Sporty!”
Xavier: “Scary!”
Magneto: “Posh!”
Apocalypse: “You're all wrong, Baby is the best Spice Girl!”

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Sinister (singing): “Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a viirrrgggiiin. When you're heart beats next to mine.”

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Mystique: “Mozart was always a better composer.”
Sabretooth: “I prefer Beethoven.”

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Sinister (singing): “You only see what your eyes want to see. How can life be what you want it to be? You're frozen, when your heart's not open. Mmmmmmhhhhhhhmmm.”

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Xavier (singing): “Tinky-winky (Tinky-winky), Dipsy (Dipsy), Laa-Laa (Laa-Laa), Poe (Poe). Teletubbies (Teletubbies) say hello (Eh-Oh).”

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Sinister: “Yup! Dipsy was definitely the best name for that Teletubby.” (Have you ever looked at the thing sticking out Dipsy's head?)

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Mystique: “I don't need to resort to violence, I don't need to resort to violence.”

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Hank: “BURP!”

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Gambit: “The coat has to go. It's a turn off.”

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Rogue: “Stuff my powers. I want Gambit, Gambit wants me!”

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Sinister: “Screw Summers' DNA, give me the wacky tabacky!”

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Xavier (singing to 'Barbie Girl'): “I'm a naught boy in this screwed up world! Life is drastic, it's fantastic. You can't touch my hair or dress me anywhere. Imagination, life's no fascination!”

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Sinister: “I've got a date! I've got a date! And it's her own choice to go out with me.”

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Sinister: “There is more to my life than my work, I just need to figure out what it is.”

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Hank: “What to read tonight? Playboy or Shakespeare? Definitely Playboy.”

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Iceman (singing): “Feeling hot, hot, hot!”

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Sinister: “Soccer is much more fun than experiments.”

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Sinister: “If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know!”

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Xavier: “Haha! Joke’s on you! I never had a dream.”
Cyclops: “That mean I get to go home now?”

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Sinister: “My life sucks. I wanna family. I wanna wife and two kids. I wanna be a normal person.”
Apocalypse: “Sorry, no refunds Essex.”

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Arclight: “Boss, we've decided to join the Spice Girls on tour.”
Sinister: “Cool, can I come?”

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Wolverine: “Girl Power!”

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Rogue: “Ah'm going to go in foh breast reduction.”
Phoenix: “Me too, my back can't stand carrying these things any longer!”

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Sinister: “Ha! Easy assemble is not the term I'd use! Who ever designed this cabinet ought to be shot.”

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