[McDragon's Memo: there was a screw-up, and Things The X-Men Will Never Say #5 was the same as #4.] You KNEW there had to be another one. C’mon, surely you didn’t think you were free just yet? And to think, I didn’t write ANY of them! Ha! Things the X-Men (and others of the superhero variety) Will Never Say 6! The following were contributed by River. Storm: "Since Professor Xavier is gone, Scott and myself have decided that,
from now on, we will be named the S-Men." *** Scott: "Logan, I've had a bad day, Jean is having a headache and I'm in love
with Remy. Don't bug me." *** Jubilee: "You know, flanking school is just plain wrong." *** Wolverine: "I can't really hide it inside any more, y'see. Been feeling that
for a long time. Been thinking I'll never feel this way again, but... I love
you, Marrow." *** Beast: "Incidentally, has anyone seen the flea spray?" *** Wolverine: "Hey Red. Me, Sam, Scott and Gumbo're goin' to the Rocky
Horror Show dressed like the characters." *** The following were sent to me by Mica. In her own words, “Be afraid, I came up with these at 6:00am!!! [eg]” Jean: "You know, it's depressing when you can't understand and trace the
family tree of your own family!!!" *** Wolverine (singing in the shower): "Raindrops keep falling on my head...!" *** Cyclops: “Jean where do you keep the toothpicks?” *** Sinister (singing to a mirror): “I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty . . .” *** Sinister (singing to a mirror): “I believe in miracles since you came along you sexy
thing . . .” *** Sinister: “I am woman here me roar!” *** Sinister (singing and dancing): “Swing it, shake it, move it, make it. Who do you think you are?” *** Sinister: “Now, destroying my lab is one thing but touching my signed Beatles album means war, Chuck!” *** Sinister: “Teletubbies kick big purple dino butt.” *** Sinister: “Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies.” *** Scott: “Ginger!” *** Sinister (singing): “Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a viirrrgggiiin. When you're heart beats next to mine.” *** Mystique: “Mozart was always a better composer.” *** Sinister (singing): “You only see what your eyes want to see. How can life be what you want it to be? You're frozen, when your heart's not open. Mmmmmmhhhhhhhmmm.” *** Xavier (singing): “Tinky-winky (Tinky-winky), Dipsy (Dipsy), Laa-Laa (Laa-Laa), Poe (Poe). Teletubbies (Teletubbies) say hello (Eh-Oh).” *** Sinister: “Yup! Dipsy was definitely the best name for that Teletubby.”
(Have you ever looked at the thing sticking out Dipsy's head?) *** Mystique: “I don't need to resort to violence, I don't need to resort to violence.” *** Hank: “BURP!” *** Gambit: “The coat has to go. It's a turn off.” *** Rogue: “Stuff my powers. I want Gambit, Gambit wants me!” *** Sinister: “Screw Summers' DNA, give me the wacky tabacky!” *** Xavier (singing to 'Barbie Girl'): “I'm a naught boy in this screwed up world!
Life is drastic, it's fantastic. You can't touch my hair or dress me anywhere.
Imagination, life's no fascination!” *** Sinister: “I've got a date! I've got a date! And it's her own choice to go out with me.” *** Sinister: “There is more to my life than my work, I just need to figure out what it is.” *** Hank: “What to read tonight? Playboy or Shakespeare? Definitely Playboy.” *** Iceman (singing): “Feeling hot, hot, hot!” *** Sinister: “Soccer is much more fun than experiments.” *** Sinister: “If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know!” *** Xavier: “Haha! Joke’s on you! I never had a dream.” *** Sinister: “My life sucks. I wanna family. I wanna wife and two kids. I wanna be
a normal person.” *** Arclight: “Boss, we've decided to join the Spice Girls on tour.” *** Wolverine: “Girl Power!” *** Rogue: “Ah'm going to go in foh breast reduction.” *** Sinister: “Ha! Easy assemble is not the term I'd use! Who ever designed this cabinet ought to be shot.”
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Wolverine: "The ass-men? That's Scotty alright."
(God, I hope that will never happen. You can't really ever be sure...)
Jean: "Oh, I always loved that cult thing. Underwear, huh? What are you
going to wear?"
Wolverine: "Well, obviously, our battle costumes."
Jean: “We don't have any, honey. We ran out of them yesterday...”
Cyclops: “Oh! Where's Wolverine then? I think he may be useful too.”
The rest of these were all sent by Rhona Jupiter
Xavier: “They do not!”
Sinister: “Do too!”
Sinister: “Sporty!”
Xavier: “Scary!”
Magneto: “Posh!”
Apocalypse: “You're all wrong, Baby is the best Spice Girl!”
Sabretooth: “I prefer Beethoven.”
Cyclops: “That mean I get to go home now?”
Apocalypse: “Sorry, no refunds Essex.”
Sinister: “Cool, can I come?”
Phoenix: “Me too, my back can't stand carrying these things any longer!”
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