Good Lord, I finally collected enough sayings. Utterly terrifying. I warned
you, though, I said there might be a Things The X-Men Will Never Say 4!
Be afraid. Be very afraid. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Scott: "Jean, how is it that you keep coming back to life?" *** Professor X: "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt . . ." *** Prof. X: "I see London I see France! I see no point in underpants!" *** Scott: "Noooo! JEAN! She--she's dead." *** Fans: "Hey! We got a great artist/writer/editor/inker/colorist team!
And they're staying!" *** Prof. X: "Jean. Scott. I have something to tell you. Jean has never been
Jean, she is the cyborg-human-mutant that was created when your
son--Sinister--tried to turn her into the buxom Phoenix. That's right,
he did it. But it backfired and instead you turned into a buxom female alien
being known as the Borg and flew off in a space ship, landing finally on a
planet known as Krypton where you were killed three times (just to be
sure you were really dead) but then came back as Superdog and flew back
down to Earth where your mind was forced into a buxom woman named
Vampirella. You then started on your long journey to defeat either the
forces of good or evil--I can't remember which--by shocking them with
your delightfully agile and buxom body. A man named Darth Vader then
heard of you and had you kidnapped and your mind put into another buxom
body--this time that of a loyal droid. Luckily he programmed the droid
wrong and it was loyal to the mutant borgs--which had just been
discovered--and so you escaped and they transferred your body back into
that of a beautiful dead buxom body they found on Krypton--which just
happened to be Jean's--then tried to transform her into a buxom mutant
borg. Luckily she was too strong for them and returned home where I
erased all her memories and implanted new ones. I'm sorry, but she can
never have children and she'll die within the year--unless we do
something about it." *** Cyclops: "Whoa! Wait, hold everything! Stop the battle! I have a run in
my hose . . ." *** Sabretooth: "Talk to the hand . . .!" *** Cyclops: "My daddy's bigger'in yer daddy!" *** Maggot: "Someone get some slug bait, willya?" *** Dr. Reyes: "OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD! At least, he might be. If forget where
to look for a pulse . . . all the excitement you know . . . " *** Iceman: "You suck!" *** Wolvie: "AND IIIIII-EYEYE-IIIII WILL ALLLLWAYYYSS, LOVE
YOUUUUUUU-OUOUOU-IIIIII WILL ALLWAYSS, LOVVE YOUUUUUU . . ." *** Apocalypse: "But I wanna!!!!!! I wanna I wannaIwanna!!!!!"
*** Bishop: "MUST . . . MAKE IT . . . TO . . . THE . . . BATHROOM!!" *** Forge: "So once? My friend? His name is Bobby? He had a dog? And the
dog bit him? And so his dad? He said if it did it again? He'd send it to the
pound? And it did? So he sent it to the pound." *** That's it for now, people! Keep sending me more lines, though, and I just
might have to have a 5! :::evil grin:::
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Jean: "It's easy! I'm Hindu!"
(Note: I'm not prejudice against Hinduism so don't flame me. Besides, this
wasn't mine. I just promised not to reveal the author's name. :::grin:::)
(Many thanks to darling Deinonychus!)
(ACK! This was not mine! I try hard not to think of things like this! {I
fail miserably most of the time, but we're not going to mention that.} This
little bit of disgusting--and thoroughly enjoyable--song was brought to
you by Nekotcha.)
Wolverine: "Aw, man, again?"
(Sorry. I couldn't help it.)
Scott: " . . . Can I keep Superdog?"
(Waitaminute--what was I thinking?? This may very well happen!)
Storm: "So? What's your point?"
(Not mine! My sister's. Flame her.)
Cyclops: "Okay, fine. Take over the world if you really want to that
much! Sheesh. Cry baby."
(Come on, you're telling me you've never heard a person talk that way?)
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