Things The X-MEN Will Never Say 2

Sabretooth: "Rogue, can I borrow your nail polish?

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Wolverine: "Man, I'm having a bad hair day."

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Sabretooth: "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

*** F.O.H. Member: "Honey, let's have a mutant over for dinner tonight."
(Compliments to Lisa)

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Nightcrawler: "Moira, can I have another cup of your coffee?"
(Compliments to Suze)

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Wolverine: "Jeanie, can I borrow your Nair?"
(Compliments to Suze)

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Prof. X : "Hello? Hair club for men?"
(Compliments to, guess who? Suze!)

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Amanda Sefton: "Kurt, keep your tail to yourself!"
( Another Suze one!)

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Megan: "Brian, I want a restraining order!"
(She's gotta be busy.)

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Magneto/amnesia lad/Joseph: "My God . . . I need a barber!"
(It's a good thing she's thinking of these, 'cause I'm not!)

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Rogue: "Come to me, Scott, mah wilhd stallion!"
(Thanx Shayne!)

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Jean: "Ooooo, lookie at that guy over there! He's so fiiiiiine!"
(Thanx again Shayne!)

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Storm: "Bishop, didn't I tell you to take care of that before we left?"

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Beast: "Yes, it's nice, but what does it do?"
(Thanx Shayne!)

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Jean: "Honey! I'm pregnant. Maybe we should name it Rachel . . ."
(Compliments to Shayne!)

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Wolverine: "Fighting is such a bore."

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M: "Jubilee, what great fashion sense you have!"

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Jubilee: "Paige, would you teach me how to talk just like you?"

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Phalanx: "Aww, who cares if all the universe isn't ruled by us? Let's go party!"

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Gambit: "I t'ink I go turn myself in. Mebbe Savage Dragon's still at de station."

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Sinister: "Forget about the Summers. Let's move on to more fertile grounds--Leech!"

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Warren Worthington: "Free money, everyone! Come and get it!"

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Iceman: "Well, I won the chess game again Hank. Pay up."

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Forge: "Rubber Roguie, you're the one! {Hiya shugah!} You make bathtime so much fun! {Hiya shugah!} Rubber Roguie I'm awfully fond of you!"

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Wolverine: "You lips are as red as cranberries! Your eyes as blue as the sky! May I, oh may I, kiss thy thigh? (Pleasepleaseplease?)"

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Prof. X: "I need a new hairbrush."

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Wolverine: "Sabretooth, I think you're definitely wrong. Harlequin romance novels are far superior to the Silhouette romance novels."

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Jean: "Hello, you've reached 976-BABE. Would you like to know what I'm wearing right now?"
Prof. X: "Jean, is that you?!"*

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Storm: "This team should be politically correct. From now on, we shall be known as the X-PEOPLE."

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Rogue: "Gambit, I've finally come to terms with the real reason I've never let you touch me. I've finally realized that I'm actually a lesbian."

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Prof. X: "Party on."

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Jubilee: "I've decided to become a nun."

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Archangel: "Demonspawn!"
Psylocke: "No, I never gave birth to him."*

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Gambit: "Hello, Sex Addicts Anonymous? I have a problem."*

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Beast: "Larry H. Parker got me 2.2 million dollars."

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Scott: "Food fight!"

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Prof. X: "Bite me."

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Bishop: "How'd the sex change go, Cyc?"

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That's it until next time folks! (Run in terror, there may be a Things the X-MEN Will Never Say 3!)

* this means I didn't write it, my older sister did. Don't flame me! Flame her!

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