Things you will never hear the X-MEN say:

Wolverine: "Scott, I can't stand it anymore! I LOVE YOU!"
Scott: "I LOVE YOU TOO! I thought that if I married Jean it would get her out of the way for us!"

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Jubilee: "I don't need that outfit right now, I can wait until it goes on sale."

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Iceman: "I can't train Scott, I have a date tonight!"

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Bishop: "Ban guns from our streets! World peace! Make love, not war!"

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White Queen: "I really don't care if I have a date for the next week or not."

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Moira: "Sure Pete, you can smoke in here."

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Professor X: "I have hair!"

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Wolverine: "What a cute fuzzy bunny! Aren't you just a sweet widdle thing!"

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Cable: "I don't feel like defending the world. Let Apocalypse take over."

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Magneto: "Stone all mutants!"

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Sabretooth: "Eew, look at all the yucky blood!"

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Bastion: "Mutants, shmutants. I just want to party."

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Storm: "Whatdaya know, Jean hasn't died in a long time!"

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Jean: "My name is Esmerelda and I'm a fairy!"

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Scott: "The professor really sucks."

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Rogue: "Fergit my powers, Gambit--let's get nekkid!"

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Scott: "Look how far I can stick these French fries up my nose!"

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Beast: "I dunno."

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Beast: "The chemical compound present in the phalanx--chemical compound . . . let's see, I used to know what a chemical compound was . . . "

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Jubilee: "How do you do ma'am, it's a pleasure to meet you."

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Husk: "Ah hate school."

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Jubilee: "No, no Jean, you don't have to buy that for me, I know money's tight this month."

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Wolverine: "SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG!!!! SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG!!!!!"

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Sabretooth: "Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I'll be good! Please don't hurt me!"

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Gambit: "No honey, not tonight."

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Cyclops: "Yeah, sure, go ahead, spoil your dinner, I don't care."

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Beast: "Fighting villains is too much work. I've decided to rededicate my lab to the making of Silly Putty!"

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Prof. X: "Can't this wait until after lunch?!"

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Rahne: "Hail Satan!"

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Moira: "No, that's okay honey, go ahead and take Emma to the movies."

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Shadowcat: "Heil Hitler!"

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Cyclops: "The Dream is too much work, I'm gonna go play in the sandbox."

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Prof. X: "Oops, sorry, just had a brainfart!"

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Jubilee: "Discipline is cool!"

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Beast: "What most people don't realize is that I am both smart *and* intelligent!"
(Courtesy of Dennis Rodman >:D )

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Psylocke: "I'm gonna have a breast reduction--these damn things are always in my way!"

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Wolverine: "I have to change my clothes, I have deodorant lines all over this outfit!"

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Storm: "Ooh, baby, let's get down!"

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Wolverine: "Man, these hemorrhoids are really killing me!"

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Iceman: "Sure is chilly in here!"

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Prof. X: "I've got shin splints like you wouldn't believe!"

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Pete Wisdom: "Ah, early morning sunshine! I love fresh air and daisies!"

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