[McDragon's Memo: Just a bit of silliness!]
SIX WAYS TO KEEP A REASONABLE LEVEL OF INSANITY...
At lunch time, sit in your parked car and
point a hair dryer at passing cars to see
if they slow down.
Insist that your drive-through order
is really "to go."
Sing along at the opera.
Call the psychic hotline and just
say "Guess."
Scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!" while at the ATM.
Tell your children over dinner "Due to the
economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
Back to the living room
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